The Pogues Helped me Lose my Virginity!

**Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:24 pm**

DzM wrote:
Andy P. Davies wrote:I wish there was a breathalyser on my computer.
Rule of thumb:

If you ever find yourself typing "most of my cum ended up in her shoe" then you're probably too drunk to be posting.

**Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:38 pm**

Andy P Davies!!!! :shock:

I'm shocked at you!!! :shock:

And there was I thinking you were a good Catholic Boy!!!!!
:shock:

( wheres my CD as promised too? )

**Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:54 pm**

Cat,

It was a long time ago!

Give me a call - it would be great to hear from you!

Lots of Love,

Andy

**Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:56 am**

Fintan wrote:
Andy P. Davies wrote:I gave her right good shagging!

I wassn't sure if she was on the pill so a load of my cum eneded up in her shoe due to my my innocence. Sorry to to be so graphic - but it was a while ago! Hee Hee!

Shoe fetish! Shoe fetish! Ewwww!

Have not laughed this much for ages- Andy P Davies you are a star :shock:

**Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:23 pm**

^ lawlz

**Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:31 pm**

The above post was originally intended to point to DzM's message, but in a hungover stupor I neglected to notice the second page of the thread. I leave it unaltered, in solidarity with fellow drunken interwebber Andy P Davies.

**Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:00 am**

Andy P ........ will phone you!!! I would do it now but A, I'h hardly coherent and B, I've just had a kebab ! ( mint sauce erm cummy shoes eeeeewwwwwwww) and C. it's 0259 and somehow i doubt you'd appreciate it !!! Noel, Kirk and Celtic Dave if Your reading this we must set a date for a conflab in the chatroom! :wink:

**Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:30 am**

Fr. McGreer wrote:Not THE Shirly Kelly! she's now in her late forties and has a 21 year old son. She lives in Rotherham and used to bar work in Bimingham in the 80's. I'll tell her to check out this site. What a small world!

Andy P. Davies wrote:Father McGreer,

I'd rather you didn't!

Please!

hahahaha brilliant. :lol:

Did you ever see her again Andy?

**Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:05 pm**

i saw her, and she was walking funny the whole way down the street... like there was something in her shoe

**Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:22 pm**

Paddy Rolling Clone said

"Did you ever see her again Andy?"

I did see her again lots of times, but I only ever boffed her once. We were good friends but had to pretend nothing had happened as she was engaged to a guy with a perm and a sports car. She married him shortly afterwards.
I looked her up on Friends Reunited just a couple of months ago.

**Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:10 pm**

Friends Reunited? That sounds extremely dangerous. :oops:

**Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:45 pm**

Sam's Cross wrote:Friends Reunited? That sounds extremely dangerous.

Damned straight. If I have to sit more of the 'hilarious' yuppie whinings of Moanica, Phoebeless, Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachel, Ross, Chandler Bling and Joey I may have to start killing things. :roll:

**Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:46 am**

According to Friends Reunited she lives somewhere down south and has a few kids.

**Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:01 am**

Sam's Cross wrote:Friends Reunited? That sounds extremely dangerous.

Yes, but it's interesting finding out what happened to people you used to know.

I joined and I found I wasn't interested in contacting any of them.

**Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:36 pm**

Heather,

I know. Whenever I've looked up my former school mates I couldn't be bothered to get in touch with any of them.

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