Madame Bulimia wrote:Among many other things, yes, why?
Just wondering.
Shane's pub toilet 'incident'...
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Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:06 am
I would assume almost everyone here is. Not because non-Irish can't enjoy the Pogueish charms, simply because thats what draws many to them.
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Tue Jan 18, 2005 11:51 am
Madame Bulimia wrote:I would assume almost everyone here is. Not because non-Irish can't enjoy the Pogueish charms, simply because thats what draws many to them.
I'm not. I'm just your run-of-the-mill misanthopic English punk.
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star?
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star?
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Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:14 pm
This is crazy, I just finished a freestyle rap with a friend when I was showing him what it would be like if Irish people rapped. All the lyrics were about raping 2 year old british kids and killing helpless British women. And like, really rude stuff about the British. Like if NWA was Irish.
But like I said, I think thats what we'd do if we rapped. We're a rude lot, not to mention the British are ugly.
You know I'm kidding right?
But like I said, I think thats what we'd do if we rapped. We're a rude lot, not to mention the British are ugly.
You know I'm kidding right?
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Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:15 pm
Whew, it just occured to me how horrible I am. I mean, I'm really rude. And many of my jokes are altogether offensive. Sorry for anything I've said that has offended anyone.
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Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:36 am
Madame Bulimia wrote:Haha, yeah. Just a little joke about the whole "Shane being sexy" thing.
What do you find not nice or sexy about that picture?
It was on the 23rd of June
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
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Paddy Rollingstone - Il Dottore
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Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:41 am
Madame Bulimia wrote:This is crazy, I just finished a freestyle rap with a friend when I was showing him what it would be like if Irish people rapped. All the lyrics were about raping 2 year old british kids and killing helpless British women. And like, really rude stuff about the British. Like if NWA was Irish.
But like I said, I think thats what we'd do if we rapped. We're a rude lot, not to mention the British are ugly.
You know I'm kidding right?
Raping 2 yr old children is a bit too much even if they're British, most women should be killed though regardless of their nationality...
It was on the 23rd of June
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
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Paddy Rollingstone - Il Dottore
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Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:13 am
in reply to Madame Bulimia's isinuations...
Official Statement:
1. Shane IS the sexiest man in the world
2. If you don't think so look at point 1.
Appendix:
Our psychoanalyst came up with two possibilities to explain your recent posts:
1) "Cunning monster" explanation: It's a dirty trick to disgust true fans and friends and keep Shane all for yourself.
2) "Tasteless mind" explanation: You know nothing about male beauty.
Signed by The Bog, its inhabitants and authorities under the supervision of a certified lawyer.
P.S. If you still don't think so, look here
Official Statement:
1. Shane IS the sexiest man in the world
2. If you don't think so look at point 1.
Appendix:
Our psychoanalyst came up with two possibilities to explain your recent posts:
1) "Cunning monster" explanation: It's a dirty trick to disgust true fans and friends and keep Shane all for yourself.
2) "Tasteless mind" explanation: You know nothing about male beauty.
Signed by The Bog, its inhabitants and authorities under the supervision of a certified lawyer.
P.S. If you still don't think so, look here
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Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:48 am
God bless everything that was said between my last post on this thread and this post. You are wonderful people and I'm happy to share forum space with you.
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Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:49 am
Here's another explanation: I want to believe Shane is ugly so I can keep saying "I can't believe the ugliest man in the world (Shane) and the sexiest man in the world (Johnny Depp) are friends. Its just a crazy coincidence."
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Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:04 am
Oh, and...
I think I know SOMETHING about it. I mean, I can look at them and decide if they look good, a special skill wasnt required to the best of my knowledge.
MacRua wrote:
2) "Tasteless mind" explanation: You know nothing about male beauty.
I think I know SOMETHING about it. I mean, I can look at them and decide if they look good, a special skill wasnt required to the best of my knowledge.
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Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:46 am
Madame Bulimia wrote:Oh, and...MacRua wrote:
2) "Tasteless mind" explanation: You know nothing about male beauty.
I think I know SOMETHING about it. I mean, I can look at them and decide if they look good, a special skill wasnt required to the best of my knowledge.
The best of your knowledge is the worst of the common sense. Besides, you were raised on your Hol;lywood standards and know nothing about IRISH male beauty. So shag off.
It was on the 23rd of June
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
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