Noel Kenny wrote:Back around 1992, I met Shane for a drink in Joe Corcoran's snug. we were having a quiet jar when some asshole stuck his head in from the bar and asked Shane to sing a song. Shane said "Not now, maybe later." This went on for about a half an hour and we were getting pissed off as we hadn't met for a while and had a few things to talk about.
Shane: "What do you do for a living?"
Asshole: "I'm a carpenter"
Shane: "Make me a fucking table"
Reminds me of Dylan's response to George Harrison concerning the Concert for Bangladesh. George wanted Dylan to
play the benefit for Bangladesh concert. George asked Dylan to play his
early stuff like "Blowin'In the Wind". Dylan, not too pleased came
back with this quick retort: "You gonna play 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand'"?