Let’s start traditionally, in England:
Shane MacGowan, Spider Stacey, James Fearnley, Jem Finer, Andrew Ranken, Philip Chevron, Terry Woods, Darryl Hunt.
Next stop is Poland. The brave new machine suggests the following line-up in Polish:
Szanghaj MacGowan, Pająk Staccato, Jakub Fearnley, Jem Delikatniejszy, Andrzej Ustawiony, Filip Szewron, Tkanina nie strzyżona Lasy, Darryl Polować
Which, put back into English, gives:
Shanghai MacGowan, Spider Staccato, Jim Fearnley, Jem Tenderer, Andrew Weighted, Subsidiary Chevron, Terry Woods, Darryl Shoot
... Shane went somewhat exotic, God knows why. And what happened to Philip Chevron? Never mind. Let’s respect the work of modern technology and take this new line-up to next country.
Italian
Schang-Hai MacGowan , Ragno Staccato, Jim Fearnley, Jem Offerto, Androide Peso, Sussidiario Chevron, Terrazza A legna, Darryl Sparare
Shanghai MacGowan, Spider Breakaway, Jim Fearnley, Jem Tendered, Android Weight, Subsidiary Chevron, Terrace Wood, Darryl Pop
... Android? Why not.
Swedish
Shanghai MacGowan, Spindel Brytande, Jim Fearnley, Jem Mjuk, Android Vikt, Biträdande Chevron , Förfärlig Trä, Darryl Popmusik
Shanghai MacGowan, Spider Breach, Jim Fearnley, Jem Soft, Second Weight, Subsidiaries Chevron, Terrible Wood, Quiver Pop
... Good bye, Darryl.
Serbian
Opiti nekoga i nasilno ga ukrcati kao mornara MacGowan, Pauk Prodreti, Jim Fearnley, Jem Mekan, Sekunda Težina , Supsidijarnost Znak, Strašan Drvo, Tobolac Priest
Shanghai MacGowan, Spider Breach, Jim Fearnley, Jem Mellow, Second Load, Subsidiary Chevron, Appalling Timber, Capsule Priest
... what happened to Shane in Serbian, is a sheer mystery. Fortunately, the back translation safely returned him to Asia.
Czech
Shanghai MacGowan, Pavouk Mezera, Jim Fearnley, Jem Vyzrálý, Druhý Břímě, Pomocný Ševiot, Děsivý Témbr, Kapsle Duchovní
Shanghai MacGowan, Spider Void, Them Fearnley, Jem Mellow, Second Load, Subsidiary Cheviot, Appalling Timbre, Capsule Spiritual
... Czech obviously knows that Pogues should be about music – hence the "timbre". And of course, the band IS "spiritual"!
Portuguese
Xangai MacGowan, Aranha Nulo, Lhes Fearnley, Jem Maduro, Segundo Carregar, Subsidiário Cheviot, Espantoso Madeira, Cápsula Espiritual
Shanghai MacGowan, Spider Blank, Them Fearnley, Jem Full-blown, Second Burden, Ancillary Cheviot, Amazing Lumber, Cap Spiritual
... Portuguese thinks positive: Note the change from "appaling" to "amazing"; Terry would appreciate.
German
Klauen MacGowan, Spinne Leer, Sie Fearnley, Jem Ausführlich - geschneuzt, Zweite Beladen, Untergeordnet Cheviot, Erstaunlich Gerümpel, Bedecken Geistlich
Claws MacGowan, Spider Empty, She Fearnley, Jem Detailed Blown, Second Load, Subaltern Cheviot, Astonishing Junk, Cover Spiritual
... German took Shane back from his exotic holidays and Terry the "junk" from his newly-gained piedestal.
Hungarian
Megkarmol MacGowan, Pók Üres, Ő Fearnley, Jem Részletes Kifulladt, Második Teher, Alárendelt Gyapjúszövet, Megdöbbentő Dzsunka, Fed Szellemi
Scratch MacGowan, Spinner Empty, She Is Fearnley, Jem Particular Blown, Second Lading, Subject to Cheviot, Astonishing Junk, Roofs Unworldly
...Hungarian seems to have difficulties with James’s gender identity...
Dutch
Schreef MacGowan, Spinner Nuchter, Zij Zit Fearnley, Jem Vies Amechtig , Tweede Vrachtgoed, Onderworpen aan Cheviot, Verwonderlijk Rommel, Overkapping Unworldly
Streak MacGowan, Spinner Temperate, They Sit Fearnley, Jem Unclean Winded, Second Slow Goods, Subject to Cheviot, Wonderful Trash, Roof Unworldly
... Dutch mercifully covered the delicate gender issue with mist.
Russian
Полоска MacGowan, Прядильщик Умеренный, Они Сидеть Fearnley, Jem Неопрятный Вьющееся Растение, Второй Груз Малой Скорости, При Условии Шевиот, Удивительный Отбросы, Крыша Духовный
Facia MacGowan, Spinner Abstinent, They Cover Fearnley, Jem Dilapidated Clambering Plant, Second Slow Goods, On-condition Cheviot, Amazing Burrow, House-top Clerkly
... Congratulations, Spider!!!
Do you really want The Pogues to travel around the world?
P.S. Hope you didn’t take this too seriously... though the translating machine obviously did.
