New York from a viking-perspective!

**Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:21 pm**

Mick Molloy wrote:I thought she was anorexic or something

I shouldn't be so mean. I'm such a bitch :wink:

Maybe it was someone she ate....... :roll:

**Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:00 pm**

Mick Molloy wrote:I did, did you see her puke as well?

please! tell us more!

**Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:08 pm**

radioclash wrote:OH GODDAMMIT! Was that the 16th?

I knew i should have sat up in the VIP.

And there were PLENTY of Pogues backstage after. (I was the dude in the grey fedora) I vaguely recall seeing you around.

What's a fedora? Sounds like a dog. Hoho.

We didn't stay at the afterparty that long. Who showed up from the Pogues?
I remember talking to two "older" guys, one which knew Mr. Chevron - he was the kind of guy that knew EVERYONE and liked bragging about it. He was actually gonna fix us VIP-passes for the saturday gig as well. Gave him my phone number, but of course we didn't hear from him. Hehe, guess it was a typical Mr. Fixit-All alcoholic. :lol:

**Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:09 pm**

Eric V wrote:Wow. Great story. Had you stuck around for a while you could have taken part in another American tradition -- litigation. In this country, what the body guard guy did is called "assault" and possibly "battery" (since he did grab you and pick you up). That can entitle someone to sue their asses off.... especially if they are connected so directly to someone who "has money."

On a side note, I think its funny that Ms. Lohan is a Pogues fan. Well, maybe not so odd, as we do seem to represent all walks of life.

Norwegians don't know much about litigation.

I don't think Ms. Lohan was the biggest Pogues-fan though. Came late and left early! Biatch!

**Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:22 pm**

Rosa wrote:What a riot, Scrapper! the whole pictorial and the Lindsay story- whooowee I almost peed my pants laughing (too much caffeine helps)
good way to start the day!

Hey when we go to Oslo this summer will we be as amused I wonder?? We got our tickets last weekend! 1 week each in Sweden and Norway- an adventure to look forward to!

You have to be severly drunk to make Oslo amusing. It's just a concrete hellhole with maybe two interesting sites - tops. One of which is the Munch-museum, where the two most famous paintings were stolen a while ago. :lol:

If you find a pub called Elm Street, shout out Skrapparkar - and I will come and buy you a beer!

**Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:24 pm**

Mick Molloy wrote:I did, did you see her puke as well?

Hahaha! Good one! I didn't see her hurl, but she smoked a cigarette on the gallery! Isn't that illegal? Ille-gal! Gal means crazy in norwegian!
Ah, those celebs, they do what they want!

**Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:04 pm**

Simply put - You lucky sod.

**Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:13 pm**

Simon Maguire wrote:Simply put - You lucky sod.

yep

**Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:37 pm**

Scrapper wrote:
You have to be severly drunk to make Oslo amusing. It's just a concrete hellhole with maybe two interesting sites - tops. One of which is the Munch-museum, where the two most famous paintings were stolen a while ago. If you find a pub called Elm Street, shout out Skrapparkar - and I will come and buy you a beer!

Sounds good- we will look for the Elm St. sometime in late July- its always nice to have a good pub recommendation in a foreign land
and will Lindsay be there? :lol:

**Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:43 am**

Scrapper wrote:You have to be severly drunk to make Oslo amusing. It's just a concrete hellhole with maybe two interesting sites - tops. One of which is the Munch-museum, where the two most famous paintings were stolen a while ago. If you find a pub called Elm Street, shout out Skrapparkar - and I will come and buy you a beer!

You neglected to mention the infamous Vigelandsparken, which is basically a huge park with lots of statues of nude people, with 'Monolitten' being the crowning piece: a lord-only-knows-how-big phallic symbol made up of naked people. I'm amazed that some arse-for-brain Christian group hasn't taken it upon themselves to put clothes on the statues yet

**Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:55 pm**

Rosa wrote:
Scrapper wrote:
You have to be severly drunk to make Oslo amusing. It's just a concrete hellhole with maybe two interesting sites - tops. One of which is the Munch-museum, where the two most famous paintings were stolen a while ago. If you find a pub called Elm Street, shout out Skrapparkar - and I will come and buy you a beer!

Sounds good- we will look for the Elm St. sometime in late July- its always nice to have a good pub recommendation in a foreign land
and will Lindsay be there?

My girlfriend says that Lindsay is not welcome to Norway.

You also have to check out Lompa (Short for Olympen - home of the greek gods), Ivars Kro and Choice Pub. Very cheap alcohol.

Before opening hours. Or after... Not sure.

Celebrating our independence day with the local alcoholic:

Dancing with MILFS!

Party time! Excellent!

Stay away from the typical tourist places - come to "Grønland" in Oslo and party hard!

**Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:09 pm**

Maija wrote:
Scrapper wrote:You have to be severly drunk to make Oslo amusing. It's just a concrete hellhole with maybe two interesting sites - tops. One of which is the Munch-museum, where the two most famous paintings were stolen a while ago. If you find a pub called Elm Street, shout out Skrapparkar - and I will come and buy you a beer!

You neglected to mention the infamous Vigelandsparken, which is basically a huge park with lots of statues of nude people, with 'Monolitten' being the crowning piece: a lord-only-knows-how-big phallic symbol made up of naked people. I'm amazed that some arse-for-brain Christian group hasn't taken it upon themselves to put clothes on the statues yet

Right you are! Vigelandsparken is the second place "worth" a visit.
Total mongoloid!
I also have to mention our Castle - the home of our pot smoking King!

The Castle makes any concentration camp look like a luxury hotel.

**Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:11 pm**

Maija wrote:
You neglected to mention the infamous Vigelandsparken, which is basically a huge park with lots of statues of nude people, with 'Monolitten' being the crowning piece: a lord-only-knows-how-big phallic symbol made up of naked people. I'm amazed that some arse-for-brain Christian group hasn't taken it upon themselves to put clothes on the statues yet

don't give them any ideas :shock:

although one of those Pogues shirts (the spew one maybe) would be a nice touch...

**Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:16 pm**

Scrapper wrote:
radioclash wrote:OH GODDAMMIT! Was that the 16th?

I knew i should have sat up in the VIP.

And there were PLENTY of Pogues backstage after. (I was the dude in the grey fedora) I vaguely recall seeing you around.

What's a fedora? Sounds like a dog. Hoho.

We didn't stay at the afterparty that long. Who showed up from the Pogues?
I remember talking to two "older" guys, one which knew Mr. Chevron - he was the kind of guy that knew EVERYONE and liked bragging about it. He was actually gonna fix us VIP-passes for the saturday gig as well. Gave him my phone number, but of course we didn't hear from him. Hehe, guess it was a typical Mr. Fixit-All alcoholic.

Everybody but Shane and Mr. Chevron showed up.

**Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm**

Scrapper wrote:Party time! Excellent!

Sorry to say this but this pic disgusts me :shock:

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