if you could meet SHANE for 3 days what would you do and say

**Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:35 am**

Anonymous wrote:Reflexology believes there are reflex points in the hands and feet that correspond to the organs and systems of the body by stimulating these points you can have an effect on the rest of the body. Also the skull has points that can be massaged to release tension.

And also the dick has points that can be massaged to release tension...
So wanking is just a complex massage of both sets of magic points - in hands and dick... As well as fighting is nothing but a mutual massage of points in hands and skulls.
Sorry for off topic. Feel free to continue!

**Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:39 pm**

bawhahahah... Reminds me of that G.G Allin New York video where G.G is throwing stuff around trying to beat people up and right in the middle of all this some guy walks up to him and sticks his finger up G.G's brown eye and G.G wips around yelling WHAT ARE YOU DOING? and the guy replies "I'm relaxing you. bwahahahahha....

**Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:45 pm**

I would sit down with him and enjoy many pints, and then ask him when his long overdue third solo album is coming out.

**Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:19 pm**

Shane's 3rd solo album...that would be loike event of the year,treasure,it would be sold out in a day oi bet!

**Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:15 pm**

Slainte Shane o

**Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:32 am**

To quote the man himself - "And it's how are you kid and what's your name
And how would you bloody know"?

**Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:47 pm**

Alton Towers -- David Brent's biggest disappointment

**Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:35 am**

ok, i would talk to him, ask him questions , show him my house , talk , take photos , i dunno hard question.

**Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:37 am**

1. Shake him by the hand.
2. Pass the time of day over a refreshing libation to the true gods of stoned sound. Or something.
3. Discuss the crux of Fife's silo loafing...sorry....life's philosophy.
4. Listen to his few but simple words....
5. Walk him to Blackheath station in the rain.
6. Kiss him as we put him on the train.
7. Sing him a song of times long gone from my debut album.
8. Hope that we'd be seein' him again on stage in Oz some time soon.....

**Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:54 pm**

3 days? Isn't that a bit much?

Oh, well, I s'pose he could sit in my reading chair and sing.

Can I have ALL the Pogues for an afternoon instead? (I know, I'm greedy, but I'd be more than willing to let every Medusa come over to watch the show *grins* I could even make some really hot chili.)

**Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:01 pm**

Maija wrote:Can I have ALL the Pogues for an afternoon instead? (I know, I'm greedy, but I'd be more than willing to let every Medusa come over to watch the show *grins* I could even make some really hot chili.)

Can I come?

**Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:12 pm**

Heather wrote:
Maija wrote:Can I have ALL the Pogues for an afternoon instead? (I know, I'm greedy, but I'd be more than willing to let every Medusa come over to watch the show *grins* I could even make some really hot chili.)

Can I come?

But of course! The more, the merrier :-)

But no pogodancing into my bookshelves!

**Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:25 pm**

Maija wrote:
Heather wrote:
Maija wrote:Can I have ALL the Pogues for an afternoon instead? (I know, I'm greedy, but I'd be more than willing to let every Medusa come over to watch the show *grins* I could even make some really hot chili.)

Can I come?

But of course! The more, the merrier But no pogodancing into my bookshelves!

Your my best mate.

**Sat Mar 11, 2006 8:41 pm**

Is it called Pogue-O dancing in honour of The Pogues? :roll:

**Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:47 am**

Fintan wrote:Is it called Pogue-O dancing in honour of The Pogues?

Strangely enough some people at a German band board thought just that :roll:

I didn't really correct them, as I found it rather endearing.

if you could meet SHANE for 3 days what would you do and say

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