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**Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:30 am**

hiya, does anyone except me think that shane(LONG time ago) used to be HOT/CUTE

**Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:44 am**

Sure, until he opened his mouth.

**Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:46 am**

his teeth? yeah , i know, he looks really bad with teeth though(fake ones i mean)
But bms not you think your a bit obsessed, :roll:

**Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:17 am**

broad-majestic-shannon wrote:hiya, does anyone except me think that shane(LONG time ago) used to be HOT/CUTE

I'ts funny, ye know :wink:

... I was asked the very same question by someone else, not a million miles away from this very thread, not more than 24 hours ago..... :lol:

As I said at the time, as a straight 40 year-old TWM (tubby white male)...

Cute? As in 'ugly but interesting, like a manic street-ferret deranged on amphetamines and sweating some hallucinogenic funk all of its own' kinda cute? Sure, why the feck not!

Hot? Does this man exude a charisma, a ......chutzpah so big it's hard to see over, so loud it's...what now??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!...so talented it makes my wanna pluck out my eyes, cut off my hands and slice open my own guts in sheer green-eyed, whiskey-sodden fecking jealousy...THAT kinda hot? Yeah, I reckon he's pretty darned hot. Or something.

**Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:28 am**

broad-majestic-shannon wrote:hiya, does anyone except me think that shane(LONG time ago) used to be HOT/CUTE

In the eighties he was my favourite member, I used to think he was quite good looking if he didn't open his mouth.

My friends used to tell me I had no taste.

**Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:01 pm**

Your friend probably wasn't flossing their teeth with TransAtlantic cable like Comrade Shane though... :wink:

**Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:48 pm**

broad-majestic-shannon wrote:hiya, does anyone except me think that shane(LONG time ago) used to be HOT/CUTE

Shane seems to look/get better with age.He is like a fine wine

**Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:04 am**

Shane seems to look/get better with age.He is like a fine wine

If Shane was like a fine wine.He would drink himself. :lol:

**Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:52 am**

Reminds me of the gag from Hitchhiker's Guide (the book, not the Roger Waters album :wink:

)....

"It's rather unpleasant....like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."

**Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:41 am**

Isn't average 36,6C hot? Then we are all hot, more or less...
But furry animals are hotter!

**Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:38 pm**

Hmmm, yes... particularly that saucy ocelot over by the bar. She's been giving ONE of us the glad eye all night DzM. I bet SHE'S a goer, I bet, I bet....... corr, furr, how retro.....

**Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:42 pm**

Fintan wrote:Hmmm, yes... particularly that saucy ocelot over by the bar. She's been giving ONE of us the glad eye all night DzM. I bet SHE'S a goer, I bet, I bet....... corr, furr, how retro.....

I think it was the glass eye. You take her.... I can't tell which way she's looking.

**Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:17 pm**

Get her to take it out and leave it on the counter here. That way we can 'Nip' off fer a quick shag, and she can STILL ......KEEP AN EYE ON THE BAR!.........boom-tish!

**Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:56 pm**

ive never seen a pisshead with such perfect skin. all be it a bit white

**Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:54 pm**

Who, me? Or Shane? :lol:

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