Weelchair???

**Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:18 am**

Buy our latest thoroughly modified UR and get a pair of lovely telescopic crutches for free. Call now. Supply is limited...

**Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:27 am**

MacRua wrote:Buy our latest thoroughly modified UR and get a pair of lovely telescopic crutches for free. Call now. Supply is limited...

Yes, but desire, Grasshopper, the desire for a steam-powered wheelychair with telescopic crutches (OH, LET'S JUST BE HONEST and admit it, we'll have to have scythes installed) with which to smite the unbeliever, ahhhh...... desire is limitless :wink:

**Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:33 am**

Just two corrections:
Grass-chopper
Stim-powered

**Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:31 pm**

MacRua wrote:Just two corrections:
Grass-chopper
Stim-powered

Stim-powered? Oooooo, 'ow seditious-like! 'Ere in Mega-City Oz-Block One, Chief Judge Howard's Thought Police dish out vast whacks o' laldy fer anyone caught in possession of 'stim', let alone self-administrating it in an attempt to bring on the 'warriors warp-spasm'.

**Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:38 pm**

Fintan wrote:Stim-powered? Oooooo, 'ow seditious-like! 'Ere in Mega-City Oz-Block One, Chief Judge Howard's Thought Police dish out vast whacks o' laldy fer anyone caught in possession of 'stim', let alone self-administrating it in an attempt to bring on the 'warriors warp-spasm'.

Good lord.

Is this what happened to our dear old droogie Alex after he grew older and lost his fame? He started lurking Intarweb fora talking of the thought police and lashes of the lady?

**Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:44 pm**

Ahhh, DzM me auld tolchok, as 'real-life' hath become an odious, shite-eating, stinking vale of goimbín men and wasters, I've decided to take up a form of residence in here....pass the vodkey but leave out the knives will yez! *wink*

**Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:35 am**

well you would have to get out of a weel chair, eg. toilet, shower

**Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:59 am**

Hey, Boddy! Do you know why they call weel chairs "a weel chair"? Becoz these chairs temper one's will!
And washing is for idlers who are too lazy to scratch...

**Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:06 pm**

**Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:54 pm**

MacRua wrote:Hey, Boddy! Do you know why they call weel chairs "a weel chair"? Becoz these chairs temper one's will!

'Tis funny, I've never noticed that. :roll:

**Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:10 pm**

Aha, and becoz tomorrow's with these universal relocators (i.e. WILL chairs), which will become symbols of prosperity (WEAL chairs)

**Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:47 pm**

MacRua wrote:Aha, and becoz tomorrow's with these universal relocators (i.e. WILL chairs), which will become symbols of prosperity (WEAL chairs)

Or is it because an improperly fitted UR can leave great sweaty nasty red 'weals' on yer tushy?

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