DzM wrote:Last week I was board and, rather than spent time fixing the photo gallery, I ended up re-watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Porky's.
These are both terrible films. Do not watch them. Learn from my mistakes.
Porky’s is obviously a piece of crapola but you have got to be kidding about
Fast Times.
Once waited behind Taylor Negron at Babette Schwartz in my totally Gay! neighborhood. He’s the pizza delivery guy in the scene where Mr. Hand gives away Spicioli’s pizza. His cousin, apparently, is the former singer of Three Dog Night that said his penis exploded. Can’t make this shit up.

The best parts of
Fast Times are the brother saying he’s gonna kick 100% of the customers ass, stopping the robbery at 7-11, the Pat Benatar wanna-bes, the two red haired twins at H. Salt,

Forest fucking Whitaker,

and Spicoli spending all his money on a private Van Halen concert.
The characters depicted in the movie remind me of my older siblings friends who were always robbing vending machines and walking to the liquor store to get Bacardi.

It was based on experiences in Clairemont Mesa, CA but filmed in L.A.
Clairemont Mesa is ugly as hell, I worked at a site there for one day and said... fuck this.
Clairemont Mesa was the kind of place that you could get into a fight with psychos from Sam Kinison’s (sans Kinison) entourage and win, LOL.
It’s close enough to SDSU and Pacific Beach and is full of ugly apartment buildings and houses. Chock full. Close enough to the beach but worlds away.
Stereo stores, square pizza at the mall, ticket scalpers... I guess you had to be there.
I DON’T KNOW how anyone could call that movie terrible.

Any movie with Nicholas Cage in it has to be good.

Don’t even start on
Clerks.