COVID-19

[Frances]

All MGM Properties are closing in Las Vegas.

If there was ever a place to feel totally surreal when desolate, that’d be it.

Times Square can get pretty empty in a blizzard and what not, but Vegas...

Gonna be like 28 Days Later without the zombies.

[DzM]

What a shame one can’t do flashlight tours or something.

[Frances]

What a shame one can’t do flashlight tours or something.

Of course you can.
Start downtown at Siegel Suites and work outward.

[firehazard]

Stay safe out there, Medusans. These are scary times.

Actually being on a raft cast adrift in the ocean may be the best place to be.

[DzM]

Actually being on a raft cast adrift in the ocean may be the best place to be.

But no touching. Stay six feet/two meters away at all times.

[Low D]

Actually being on a raft cast adrift in the ocean may be the best place to be.

But no touching. Stay six feet/two meters away at all times.

Or one shark-length away from each other, in raft-speak

[firehazard]

Actually being on a raft cast adrift in the ocean may be the best place to be.

But no touching. Stay six feet/two meters away at all times.

Or one shark-length away from each other, in raft-speak

True. Dammit. There's a flaw in every plan. Although maybe the sharks will be socially distancing too?

[DzM]

Actually being on a raft cast adrift in the ocean may be the best place to be.

But no touching. Stay six feet/two meters away at all times.

Or one shark-length away from each other, in raft-speak

True. Dammit. There's a flaw in every plan. Although maybe the sharks will be socially distancing too?

Sharks are friendly. They like to hug you with their mouths over and over. They're REALLY bad a social distancing.

[Frances]

Been working on an Australia project and read the following last night: two tourist friends were snorkling, one had his left foot bitten off while the other had a leg torn asunder. They call that a twofer.

They were splashing around and wrestling in the water. So, yeah... don't do that in Great White territory.

[Alfred E]

It’s a lot easier to jaywalk these days.

[left]

Greetings from (nearly) the outbreak location!

[firehazard]

Sharks are friendly. They like to hug you with their mouths over and over. They're REALLY bad a social distancing.

Do they use sanitiser though?

[Frances]

[Low D]

Well I'm officially laid off as of next Thursday, but in good news am paid through till then without having to work.

We'll be fine, only b/c Mrs. Me happens to be starting a new better paying job the following week, and I'll get 55% on Employment Insurance. But I feel for those who won't be fine.

The youngest just celebrated her 17th bday - with a Skype party

[Low-ish D]

Eurovision 2020 cancelled due to Covid-19!

Folks, in the words of Idris Elba "this is serious".