The Next President of the United States

[DzM]

Good luck today. Please do the right thing. The right thing, that is, not the extreme right thing.

My plan for the day involves a quart of moonshine and a half-gallon of orange juice. I'm not certain this is the Right Thing, but it sure as hell seems like the Correct Thing.

[soulfinger]

Good luck today. Please do the right thing. The right thing, that is, not the extreme right thing.

My plan for the day involves a quart of moonshine and a half-gallon of orange juice. I'm not certain this is the Right Thing, but it sure as hell seems like the Correct Thing.

That sounds like the correct thing without a doubt. I sincerely hope that the voters of the USA show more sense than their counterparts in the UK did in the Brexit fiasco.

[Low D]

Trump's already playing the voter fraud card, and he's not even lost yet! Well, not officially, anyway. I'm gonna tune into The Daily Show's live coverage tonight with whiskey in hand.

Good luck my southern neighbors, we're rooting for you!

[Sportin' Life]

I am watching live updates of the odds on 538. It is like the in-game odds of winning that they do for sports games.

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/ele ... cast-2016/

[Frances]

Fuck.

[Pogues to Niagara]

My plan. Head to the Winchester, grab a pint, and wait until this whole thing blows over

[Sportin' Life]

I am so fucking ashamed of my country right now.

[Low D]

I'm a glass full kind of guy. If Trump wins because of Florida, at least global warming will speed up, and that droopy dick state will get washed off the map and stop fucking up important elections.

[DzM]

This isn't done yet, but it ain't looking good.

Let me just say that, no matter how this turns out, I'd like to apologize to The World for putting you through this process.

[Low D]

Gov't of Canada's immigration website crashed earlier this evening

[DzM]

Gov't of Canada's immigration website crashed earlier this evening

I suspect Canadia will need to build a wall on their southern border. I wonder if they'll get the USofA to pay for it.

[Low D]

If Mulcair had run on that instead of a balanced budget, we'd have an NDP government right now, not a Liberal.

[Hennybhoy]

WHAT A SHAME!

[DzM]

WHAT A SHAME!

Somehow I never thought I'd be more embarrassed than I was about George W. Bush. I was clearly wrong.

I'm sorry. I am genuinely ashamed.

[Low D]

Fuck