Crap Jokes

[Arthur Threecheeks Frampton]

'What's the difference between Jesse J and a bucket of shit? A bucket............where's my coat?

[philipchevron]

'What's the difference between Jesse J and a bucket of shit? A bucket............where's my coat?

Um, no, don't go just yet.................you'll need to explain it first.

[Arthur Threecheeks Frampton]

Mr.Chevron,do you really want me to explain the Jesse J and the bucket of merde joke?When i first heard this,it was aimed at another singer who is no longer with us......now how do i explain this one?I'll get back to ye on that one.

[moose]

A bar man says, Have you been in here before?
A nutrino walks into a bar

[Chubby Bruce]

Teacher draws a penis on the board,then asks''does anyone know what that is?'' Little Jimmy puts his hand up[in the air!] and says''my dad has two of them, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysisitters teeth''.

[Fr. McGreer]

Teacher draws a penis on the board,then asks''does anyone know what that is?'' Little Jimmy puts his hand up[in the air!] and says''my dad has two of them, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysisitters teeth''.

Classic

[Bruce Gray]

Thank you Father,do i have to do penance for misspelling BABYSHITTER? OOPS wrong again.......

[Villajohn]

Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?Because chiffon wrinkles too easy.
What has a load of balls and screws old ladies?......A bingo machine! ''At least i tried.....''

[Den Ekster]

A man was on a date with a woman.They had returned to her place and were sitting on the sofa,nibbling her earlobe,the man whispers 'You know,i'd like a little,soft wet pussy'.She said 'Oh,me too,mine's like an enamel bucket.'

[BelfastsLittlesHobo]

Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.

[Low D]

My 8 year old contributes:

"What did the lock say to the doorknob?"

"Nothing!"

[soulfinger]

Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

[Low D]

What happens to a grape when a man steps on it?

It lets out a little whine.

[runjohnnyrun]

You know how a flock of geese form a "V" in flight? Know why one of the arms of the V is longer than the other?

There are more geese in that arm.

[Bernard Righton]

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years.The hitman says'' i 'll shoot her below her left tit''.To which the husband replies ''i want her dead NOT bloody kneecapped!'' I thank you......