Crap Jokes

[KathleenwithaK]

Oh for fuck's sake. I didn't even tell the fucking joke.

So, according to the sentences i've highlighted above, you don't mind mind hitting on subjects that YOU think are ok. Post a list of the subjects that won't offend you and we'll all take it from there.

A joke will always upset someone if they are sensitive enough.

No, I simply pointed out that I'm not interested in a politically correct society by letting you know about some of my own biases.
I know you didn't tell the joke, you just jumped in to defend its right to exist, and paint me as having a politically correct agenda.
I get it, you don't agree with me. That doesn't make me the joke police. I was stating my opinion, so big deal.

No, you were "simply" being Frances. Didn't you get yourself all banned? How I miss those days..

[Toonboy]

Wow! Bringing crap jokes into the forum has certainly raised a few temperatures!Where's Roy 'Chubby'Brown when you need him?

[Frances]

No, you were "simply" being Frances. Didn't you get yourself all banned? How I miss those days..

Yup, sure did.
You could engage the foe feature and not have to notice my presence.

Can't really speak to how great it was when I was gone, because I find myself terribly charming.

[MissWalshy]

The biggest bad joke in this thread is you Frances

Oh dear.

[soulfinger]

My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to Hoover the house.
Turns out she was a Slovak

I'll get me coat.

[Frances]

The biggest bad joke in this thread is you Frances

Oh dear.

Sometimes I really hate seeing my name in print.

[BelfastsLittlesHobo]

What do you call a man with a pole through his leg?

Rodney

A Christmas cracker classic... Or not!

[Clash Cadillac]

Can't really speak to how great it was when I was gone, because I find myself terribly charming.

I found you to be terribly charming when you said hello in Austin, thanks again for taking the time. I'm constantly having to put people in their place when they make racist remarks however I don't find the Dre joke to be racist. It is a cleverly worded question that tricks your brain into the "poop" response, when there is really another tamer logical answer. I think the real question here is would Dre be offended that he was referred to as "brown" rather than "black"?

[Fr. McGreer]

Can't really speak to how great it was when I was gone, because I find myself terribly charming.

I found you to be terribly charming when you said hello in Austin, thanks again for taking the time. I'm constantly having to put people in their place when they make racist remarks however I don't find the Dre joke to be racist. It is a cleverly worded question that tricks your brain into the "poop" response, when there is really another tamer logical answer. I think the real question here is would Dre be offended that he was referred to as "brown" rather than "black"?

And here is the word of logic and reason....... Thanks Clash

[Fr. McGreer]

My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to Hoover the house.
Turns out she was a Slovak

I'll get me coat.

Yeah, hoovering SUCKS

And, Belfast Hobo, What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony..............

[soulfinger]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

"OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"In another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine,
really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding. You lost an eye from bird shit?"

"It was my first day with the hook."

[Frances]

Can't really speak to how great it was when I was gone, because I find myself terribly charming.

I found you to be terribly charming when you said hello in Austin, thanks again for taking the time. I'm constantly having to put people in their place when they make racist remarks however I don't find the Dre joke to be racist. It is a cleverly worded question that tricks your brain into the "poop" response, when there is really another tamer logical answer. I think the real question here is would Dre be offended that he was referred to as "brown" rather than "black"?

Vice versa.
Very nice to meet you all.
It's funny how you guys stood out in the crowd.

I'm laying the joke conversation to rest, though I get your point.
See ya.

[Kloothommel]

The biggest joke of all IS political correctness itself,in my opinion PC is the language of the coward.Chew on that one playmates!

[Low D]

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken!

[George the Turd]

What's green and walks through walls? Casper the friendly cabbage!