I am afraid this article from the
Irish Times describes how I would react if I were to attend...
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/weekend/2008/0712/1215787833651.htmlI especially liked this quote:
My partner decided the girl would only be allowed to attend the festival in the company of an adult. "If there's a gene that causes people to drink until they wet themselves and then ram their hands down a stranger's trousers, we know who passed it on to her," she spat. "It's your mess. You clean it up." So, despite desperate pleading, I have been doomed to a weekend listening to the mechanical American thumping of such modish young disco rockers as The Aphex Twins, Prodigy and The Chemical Brothers.