DzM wrote:Low D wrote:DzM wrote:
So help me out here. Give me some hope. Give me a straw that I can cling to. What awesome thing is going to be done by this administration that will make up for all of the bad I anticipate?
Ummm..... when you've hit bottom*, you can only go up?
* (Look up, waaaaaaaay up, through your blury tear-stained eyes. That thing you see way up there? That's bottom.)
Thanks buddy. You're totally helping.
I feel I should point our that our maple-syrup stained neighbors to the north aren't above reproach here. Mr. Trump is all about "And I'LL greenlight the Keystone XL pipeline." The company that can't WAIT to offer him blumpy in return? TransCanada based out of Alberta.
If it makes you feel better, our cute young new Liberal Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, ran on many happy shiny promises, including moving Canada's economy away from fossil fuel dependence and towards a sustainable future. He has recently offended a huge number of people who voted for him by approving the Pacific NorthWest LNG pipeline, and we're all upset up here too.
On the plus side, it looks like global warming is gonna speed up. If that happens, the oceans will rise, quickly wiping that limp dick state, Florida, off the map, so it'll never be able to screw up another important election.
