More excellent Onion reporting. The sad thing is, despite being satire, this is about the best reporting on the tragic attack in Brussels, and also Paris, and London, and Istanbul, and San Bernadino, etc. Or if not reporting ABOUT these horrific and vile attacks, at least it sums up well the level of exasperation I feel about them. What the hell is wrong with these assholes?
http://www.theonion.com/article/world-m ... shit-52613World Makes Final Attempt To Try To Understand This Shit
According to sources, the inhabitants of every one of the world’s nations plan to “give it a few more hours, tops” to figure out geopolitical and religious tensions throughout the Middle East; the continuing destabilizing effects of U.S. wars in Iraq and Afghanistan; the rise and expansion of ISIS; regional turmoil as a result of the Syrian civil war; centuries-long strife between Muslims, Jews, and Christians; centuries-long strife between Sunni and Shiite Muslims; unrest stemming from British and French governments dividing the Middle East into sovereign states during World War I; the vested interests of Western nations in Middle Eastern oil resources; the ongoing radicalization of young Muslims living in the West; and ultimately, what possible psychological conditions could actually lead a person, even under extreme duress, to make the conscious decision to take the lives of so many others who are simply and peacefully going about their daily lives.