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Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:03 pm
by doublebibi
oh! b*llocks Ireland are aftering getting france in the play-offs. Bye bye Ireland and my world cup dreams :cry: - if they play like last week against Mont. I'll loss the will to live :evil: played great against Italy - well better than I've ever seen them play but jesus H the last 4mins was 'flat-liner' sh*t but than Italy are champs and you could see that they where well capable of turning up the heat when they needed it - hence the bl**dy equalizer a minute or two later - B*stards :mrgreen: . I don't know why 'Trap' WONT pick Andy Reid - he's playing great for Sunderland at the moment and we could do with him on the squad. APOLOGISE for the olde guitar playing Andy and get back on the team where you belong!!!!!

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:44 pm
by Hennybhoy
France is a tough draw but Ireland can beat them, no doubt!

COME ON YOU BOYS IN GREEN :!:

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:31 pm
by soulfinger
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anybody care to predict how many beach balls we throw on the pitch in the game against the scousers on Sunday?

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:07 pm
by mctoon
Cheating Mackem Bas****ds :evil:

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:10 am
by firehazard
soulfinger wrote:Anybody care to predict how many beach balls we throw on the pitch in the game against the scousers on Sunday?


I hear that Capello's going to be calling up that beachball into the England squad...

and of course the FAI are looking into whether the beachball has an Irish grandparent...

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:20 pm
by mctoon
Oh dear, the bubble has finally burst!!, 13 years ago to the day we beat man u in the famous 5-0 victory,, 13 years later on a wet cold october evening the mighty scunthore beat us 2-1 :oops:,, And the crack today on local radio is Chris Houghton will get the toon job and to add insult to injury, rumour says big Al Shearer is after the Boro job, Can it get any worse

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:29 pm
by philipchevron
mctoon wrote:Oh dear, the bubble has finally burst!!, 13 years ago to the day we beat man u in the famous 5-0 victory,, 13 years later on a wet cold october evening the mighty scunthore beat us 2-1 :oops:,, And the crack today on local radio is Chris Houghton will get the toon job and to add insult to injury, rumour says big Al Shearer is after the Boro job, Can it get any worse


'fraid so. You could have been beaten 1-0 by the Mighty Forest last Saturday.

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:29 am
by Paddy_Garcia
mctoon wrote:Oh dear, the bubble has finally burst!!, 13 years ago to the day we beat man u in the famous 5-0 victory,, 13 years later on a wet cold october evening the mighty scunthore beat us 2-1 :oops:,, And the crack today on local radio is Chris Houghton will get the toon job and to add insult to injury, rumour says big Al Shearer is after the Boro job, Can it get any worse


Up here in Glasgow, it's in all the papers that ex-Celtic manager Gordon Strachan is the man for Boro...

Gotta warn you though, be prepared for the most entertaining post match interviews that you'll ever see if he does go there!!!

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:31 am
by mctoon
philipchevron wrote:
mctoon wrote:Oh dear, the bubble has finally burst!!, 13 years ago to the day we beat man u in the famous 5-0 victory,, 13 years later on a wet cold october evening the mighty scunthore beat us 2-1 :oops:,, And the crack today on local radio is Chris Houghton will get the toon job and to add insult to injury, rumour says big Al Shearer is after the Boro job, Can it get any worse


'fraid so. You could have been beaten 1-0 by the Mighty Forest last Saturday.



I wasnt going to mention that on, fair do`s Mr C, you out played us

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:59 am
by Niall
soulfinger wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anybody care to predict how many beach balls we throw on the pitch in the game against the scousers on Sunday?

i started counting but got distracted by the score

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:18 pm
by Hennybhoy
What's happening to my bhoys..... They don't play well and it's shocking to see that the brilliant home record that had been there over many the years has gone..... :(

C'mon the Hoops :!:

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:26 am
by KIT KAT KEV
I hate to say it but the SPL is now a pub league,i know the Blue SQUARE premier is not exactly top drawer,but some of our attendances would shame several teams in the SPL, :shock:

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:37 pm
by MissWalshy
Got this off a fella on the Billy Bragg forum... cracking stuff: :lol:




You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

































































Congratulations - You have just learned the offside rule!

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:34 pm
by Niall
KIT KAT KEV wrote:I hate to say it but the SPL is now a pub league,i know the Blue SQUARE premier is not exactly top drawer,but some of our attendances would shame several teams in the SPL, :shock:

who?

Re: Football forever

PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:00 pm
by mctoon
Thats it now for footy for me,

the Fat Cockney Wanker has the fucking nerve to change the name of the famous SJP,, tosser :evil: