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Post Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:52 am

Beisty wrote:My mate just sent me this. Forward it on to any of you Spurs supportng mates.

I WILL SURVIVE-LYRICS BY ,MARTIN JOL

First i was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking i could never turn
Spurs into a top 4 side
Buti spent so many nights
Thinking how Staltari did me wrong
Am i a mong ??
But i'll just have to carry on

And we'll be back
Into 5th place
I'll justwait till the transfer window
To sign another waste of space
I should have sold Paul Robinson
I should have dropped him from the team
If i'd known for just one second
He'd concede more goals than Derby Coun-ty

Go on now go,take Darren Bent
Just turn around now
'Cause you don't score goals anymore
Weren't you the one we paid so much for,you were dearer than Hen-ry
I knew you'd crumble,i'd rather have Emile Hes-Key,,,
Oh no cause i,i will survive
As long as i win the next 6 games,i know i'll stay alive,
I've got Tanio who's shat and
Huddlestone who's fat
But i'll survive,w i will survive

It took all the strength i had
Not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend Defoe's relationship with his little tart
And i spent oh so many nights
Trying on John Barnes's tights
And oh i've cried
I want the Spurs job till i die
Any you seen Keane
He hates me too
I subbed him off when we were winning,then we went and ****ing drew !
And now i'm scratching my big chin
Why can't i just sell Ledley King
If i'm gonna save my skin
I'll need some political style spin

Do Do Do Do Do


Top class :lol:

allready forward to the all spurs fans in sweden (Both of them) :wink: :D
"He capsized the boat and we lost five men
And we did not catch the whale, brave boys
And we did not catch the whale"
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Post Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:44 am

Mourinho has made a statement that he wants to return to Portugal, and just disapear for awhile.



















Bare with me here......














You can probably guess where this is going......














Kate McCann has said she can help. :oops:
Don't pray in our schools, and we wont think in your churches. Deal?
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Post Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:47 am

Naughty.
I like life.

It gives me something to do.
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Post Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:18 pm

News just in..... Mourinho has turned down the chance to take over from Martin Jol at Spurs.

He's quoted as saying "Not even i'm that fucking special!"
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Post Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:14 pm

Cov away at Man u tonight in the league cup, we are taking 12000 fans :shock: :shock:
Its one of those cup ties that you pray for....and then live in fear of getting absolutely hammered. :?

SKY BLUE ARMY 8)
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Post Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:21 am

moose wrote:Cov away at Man u tonight in the league cup, we are taking 12000 fans :shock: :shock:
Its one of those cup ties that you pray for....and then live in fear of getting absolutely hammered. :?

SKY BLUE ARMY 8)


lol well played in the end! Although looking at the team Man U fielded, you were never in danger of getting thrashed.
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Post Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:23 am

moose wrote:Cov away at Man u tonight in the league cup, we are taking 12000 fans :shock: :shock:


Well done to your lads, moose. Always good to see a result like that. 8)

So that's Man U's best chance of a trophy this season gone already, I reckon. :wink:
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Post Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:10 am

firehazard wrote:
moose wrote:Cov away at Man u tonight in the league cup, we are taking 12000 fans :shock: :shock:


Well done to your lads, moose. Always good to see a result like that. 8)

So that's Man U's best chance of a trophy this season gone already, I reckon. :wink:


I have not stopped laughing and have had great fun taking the piss out of all the plastic Man Utd fans at work :D :D :D :D :D
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Post Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:16 pm

Walshy is brilliant.

Crystal Palace ARE the best.
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Post Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:44 pm

moose wrote:
firehazard wrote:
moose wrote:Cov away at Man u tonight in the league cup, we are taking 12000 fans :shock: :shock:


Well done to your lads, moose. Always good to see a result like that. 8)

So that's Man U's best chance of a trophy this season gone already, I reckon. :wink:


I have not stopped laughing and have had great fun taking the piss out of all the plastic Man Utd fans at work :D :D :D :D :D


Congrats you a well deserved win, from one of those 'Plastic Man Utd fans'.
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Post Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:26 pm

Temp03 wrote:Walshy is brilliant.

Crystal Palace ARE the best.


Damo Dempsey posting anonymously again, I guess. :wink:
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Post Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:09 pm

firehazard wrote:
Temp03 wrote:Walshy is brilliant.

Crystal Palace ARE the best.


Damo Dempsey posting anonymously again, I guess. :wink:


I think she oh no i mean he or she or he has a very valid point!!!

:D

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Post Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:23 pm

Back where we belong, Top of the League :D

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Post Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:47 pm

MissWalshy wrote:
firehazard wrote:
Temp03 wrote:Walshy is brilliant.

Crystal Palace ARE the best.


Damo Dempsey posting anonymously again, I guess. :wink:


I think she oh no i mean he or she or he has a very valid point!!!

:D ;)


I think he.....or SHE.......is full of it 8)
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Post Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:11 pm

For anyone who hasn't seen it before, here's the football shirts hall of shame: http://www.footballshirthallofshame.com/

Warning: there are some truly horrible sights on this link. It's advisable to have a pair of shades and/or some aspirins at hand.
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