The Medusa Fora

Mark_Wafc wrote:Best of luck to big Emile Heskey if he plays tonight; i do not give much of a toss if England win or not but i'd like to see him play well again to shut the so called experts up.

It'll be interesting to see if McClaren sticks with him or brings Crouch straight back into the team.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

that match last night was sooo wrong!!!!

MissWalshy wrote:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

that match last night was sooo wrong!!!!

Which match?

Irish Rover wrote:

MissWalshy wrote:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

that match last night was sooo wrong!!!!

Which match?

I´d gues Montenegro - Sweden 1-2 whata shity game though

Johan From Sweden wrote:

Irish Rover wrote:

MissWalshy wrote:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

that match last night was sooo wrong!!!!

Which match?

I´d gues Montenegro - Sweden 1-2 whata shity game though

Is Walshy French? Excellent win for Scotland last night. Fair play to them.

yep. The sweaties did very well.

If red face sticks with pretty much the same team for the next lot of internationals instead of bringing back Fat Frank and The Clown Prince of Heat Magazine and so on then my faith in international football will go someway to being restored.

It was by far the most balanced England Team i've seen in years; Barry, Richards and Heskey were superb

Agreed. I'm definately not sure about SWP though. And Joe Cole needs a spanking to remind him of his job on occaision. But once again the man Owen has proved his class. I just hope he can stay injury free for a while.

A guy walks into a very high tech bar. As he sat down on the stool, he noticed the bartender was a robot. The robot immediately clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought for a moment, then replied, "A martini please"

The robot beeped a few times and mixed the best martini the man ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164" The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, latest medical breakthroughs etc.,etc., The man was most impressed.

The man left the bar and wondered about the IQ question. He returned later and once again the robot clicked to attention and asked what the man would have? "A martini please"

Again, it was superb. The robot then asked, "What is your IQ sir ?" This time the man answered, "Oh about a hundred" and the robot started discussing Top Gear, Football, Rugby and the latest score from the test match at Headingly. Once again the man was impressed, but he just had to try it one more time.

He left the bar once again and returned and took a stool at the bar. Another faultless martini and the inevitable question, "Sir, what is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out, "Oh, about 50"
The robot beeped and clicked and then leaned very close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h C-u-r-b-i-s-h-l-e-y ?????



Sorry FH.

Beisty wrote:A guy walks into a very high tech bar. As he sat down on the stool, he noticed the bartender was a robot. The robot immediately clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought for a moment, then replied, "A martini please"

The robot beeped a few times and mixed the best martini the man ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164" The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, latest medical breakthroughs etc.,etc., The man was most impressed.

The man left the bar and wondered about the IQ question. He returned later and once again the robot clicked to attention and asked what the man would have? "A martini please"

Again, it was superb. The robot then asked, "What is your IQ sir ?" This time the man answered, "Oh about a hundred" and the robot started discussing Top Gear, Football, Rugby and the latest score from the test match at Headingly. Once again the man was impressed, but he just had to try it one more time.

He left the bar once again and returned and took a stool at the bar. Another faultless martini and the inevitable question, "Sir, what is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out, "Oh, about 50"
The robot beeped and clicked and then leaned very close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h C-u-r-b-i-s-h-l-e-y ?????



Sorry FH.

good one

Beisty wrote:"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h C-u-r-b-i-s-h-l-e-y ?????

A question to which, if we're honest, not many of us have worked out the answer yet.

Anyway... caught the end of the footie last night, after the rugby of course.
The big question is, What colour is Gary Lineker?

We had a big discussion about it. I think the favoured answer was "terracotta".

Hmmmm. He is definately a reddish orange, but he is too middle class to be orange. That particular shade is taken by hairdressers. So yep, I make you right on that one FH, Terracotta it is. But is it all over?

At least Hanson has had a shave. For a while there I thought he was playing up the regional stereotype of an unshaven sweaty. You can just tell that he is so pleased when England do well.

Beisty wrote:Hmmmm. He is definately a reddish orange, but he is too middle class to be orange. That particular shade is taken by hairdressers. So yep, I make you right on that one FH, Terracotta it is. But is it all over?

.

let's hope we dont ever find out

At least Hanson has had a shave. For a while there I thought he was playing up the regional stereotype of an unshaven sweaty. You can just tell that he is so pleased when England do well.[/quote]

Don't know if its me but he seems to slur more and more as the show goes on.

Beisty wrote:At least Hanson has had a shave. For a while there I thought he was playing up the regional stereotype of an unshaven sweaty...

I dunno. If he was going for that stereotype, he'd be wearing the old string vest instead of the dodgy suit, wouldn't he? Urgh, there's another image I never wanted in my head.

Latest word on Lineker is that it's part of an advertising campaign for a new brand from Walkers. Terracotta Crisps, anyone?