The Las Vegas Raiders will make their regular-season home debut Sept. 21 on Monday Night Football against the New Orleans Saints, a game that will be simulcast on ESPN and ABC, according to the full 2020 NFL schedule released Thursday night.
The Washington (racial slur)s are changing their name. They announced this on a press release that used the racial slur multiple times, was printed on letterhead using the racial slur, and was distributed via a Twitter account using the racial slur.
Meanwhile replacement name was not announced so let's get started:
- Washington Swamps - Washington Redheads (Players must dye their hair) - Washington Whiteys (because ivory I mean irony)
The Washington Washingtons? Players must all wear curled white wigs? I like it, but likely to get toppled like a statue - oh wait they've been doing that themselves for years (BAM! drops mic walks away)
The NFL is planning for 20 percent seating capacity for the Super Bowl on Feb. 7 at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Fla., according to ESPN. Fans will be in pods separated by six feet and masks will be required in accordance with COVID-19 safety protocols.
The capacity is 65,890, so that would put slightly more than 13,000 fans in the building – instead of the anticipated 75,000 with additional temporary seating – at the end of a season played during a global pandemic.
The Weeknd is sampling Siouxsie and the Banshees‘ Happy House which is their worst song. Crow mask people running around in red blazers and one song that is passable do not a Super Bowl halftime make.
Still better than MDNNA, Justin Timberlake and Coldplay though.
Balls game. I’ma drink my Fruity Russian on a Mountain and hope they pile on Brady again in the next half.