Jon wrote:Oh god, I can remember that EAV tune, and it's snuck back into my mind. I can feel it clawing in now..

And good friend that I am, I´m happy to supply the lyrics ...
BA-BA-BANKROBBERY
Old mother Hubbard, my cupboard is bare,
and my last few cheques are bouncing everywhere.
No scraps for the cat, no bone for the dog,
and I'm losing all my friends, because my phone's cut off !
The bailiff keeps knockin' on my front door
He's taken everything, but he still wants more
I´ve had all I can take, if the world against me,
so how do I make a bankrobbery?
Ref:
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
no money for nothing, for Wuffi and me ...
(2)
Black thick stockings, and I can't see a sausage;
to the bank with a water-pistol in my pocket,
and the water leaks out, I'm wet and soggy,
knees are knocking and it's hot in the stocking
I say "Hands up! Please! Everybody just freeze
All hit the deck with your hands behind your neck!"
Then a granny turns around and says "Sonny Jim,
You'd see there was a cue, if you'd remove that thing!"
Ref:
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
no money for nothing, for Wuffi and me
(3)
After hours of waiting I was standing at the desk
When a kid said "Mummy, that man has wet himself!"
I said "Look up there, there's a camera watching me,
I'm a little bit of nervous, it's my first time on TV"
I said "I'm nasty and ambitious and my hand's on the trigger,
it's your money or your live!" but she didn't lift a finger,
the cassier said "Sonny, stop messing around!"
I said O.K., sorry I-I-I-I'd like to open an account.
Ref:
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery,
no money for nothing, for Wuffi and me ...