The Saga of Irish Rover And The Crew(censorshoipped edition)

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Post Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:39 am

IrishRover wrote:tis' hardly realoistoic, unless oim put on a breeze opposite of Katmandu..
woishes, plans, hope.. thats all one thoing and realoity of comoin' from 3rd world of Europe is another..
truck method.. truck droivin' man sounds better than method; btw, oi thoink one guy from Choina or soimilar used the method, now hes workoin' 4-5 years in UK restaurant just to pay off the debt to "droivers"; expensoive fuel oif ya ask me, but what am oi sayin', hes in UK and oim in some Serbia


because obviously I am a fucktard or asshat or seem to be choking on a bucket full of cocks over here...there is something I do not understand:


is it because a person lives in Serbia that causes this speach pattern/language or what?? Never before have I seen such a weird accent in type...and furthermore don't have a very good grasp on what it even is. Obviously I am NAUWWT in the loop.
or is it that the accent is Oirish...because you are from Oireland?? but just get stuck in Serbia? I'm totally confused.
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Post Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:40 am

Hes basically a Serbian Shane Macgowan impersonator.
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Post Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:51 pm

tois' the accent & beyond cause oim the OIrish & beyond, stuck in southeastern Europe.. voictoim of geography as smn said.. jailed against me woill, bloody paper of serbian coitoizenshoip keeps me down in the mud; moighty Patroick spent 6 years in slavery, seems oim hoit woith worse luck..

new candoidate for the Crew, guitar, oim goin' for a meetoin' tomorrow, as Fintan said - God loves tryers..
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Post Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:02 pm

IrishRover wrote:tois' the accent & beyond cause oim the OIrish & beyond, stuck in southeastern Europe.. voictoim of geography as smn said.. jailed against me woill, bloody paper of serbian coitoizenshoip keeps me down in the mud; moighty Patroick spent 6 years in slavery, seems oim hoit woith worse luck..


[Shakes head in utter disbelief]

Will it ever end I ask myself?
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Post Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:02 pm

IrishRover wrote:From where oim standing now...ethnic forgery,what is that really...no man can choose his place of birth...
Oireland is in me heart...the fact oi wasn't born there doesn't make me less Oirish than anyone else...further we go oi could remind ya all that greatest Oirishmen(at least oi think they are) weren't born in Eire at all...St.Patrick for example was of Roman descent...Shane wasn't born in Eire...whats in ya're heart,that counts...
So me "o" is me roight of an Oirish! 8) :D


hmmmm....
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Post Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:26 am

Mark_Wafc wrote:
IrishRover wrote:tois' the accent & beyond cause oim the OIrish & beyond, stuck in southeastern Europe.. voictoim of geography as smn said.. jailed against me woill, bloody paper of serbian coitoizenshoip keeps me down in the mud; moighty Patroick spent 6 years in slavery, seems oim hoit woith worse luck..


[Shakes head in utter disbelief]

Will it ever end I ask myself?


be carefl mark, someone up high might give off to you
It's not the creed nor nationality that counts, it's the man himself
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Post Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:59 am

Niall wrote:
Mark_Wafc wrote:
IrishRover wrote:tois' the accent & beyond cause oim the OIrish & beyond, stuck in southeastern Europe.. voictoim of geography as smn said.. jailed against me woill, bloody paper of serbian coitoizenshoip keeps me down in the mud; moighty Patroick spent 6 years in slavery, seems oim hoit woith worse luck..


[Shakes head in utter disbelief]

Will it ever end I ask myself?


be carefl mark, someone up high might give off to you


I wouldn´t bet on it, unfortunatly
"He capsized the boat and we lost five men
And we did not catch the whale, brave boys
And we did not catch the whale"
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Post Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:01 am

Im lost now??

Ive not been readint this thread for a bit
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Post Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:06 am

Johan From Sweden wrote:
Niall wrote:
Mark_Wafc wrote:
IrishRover wrote:tois' the accent & beyond cause oim the OIrish & beyond, stuck in southeastern Europe.. voictoim of geography as smn said.. jailed against me woill, bloody paper of serbian coitoizenshoip keeps me down in the mud; moighty Patroick spent 6 years in slavery, seems oim hoit woith worse luck..


[Shakes head in utter disbelief]

Will it ever end I ask myself?


be carefl mark, someone up high might give off to you


I wouldn´t bet on it, unfortunatly


I was awnsering that q.
"He capsized the boat and we lost five men
And we did not catch the whale, brave boys
And we did not catch the whale"
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Post Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:13 am

Ah, i see now!

[Note to self: Drink more Yorkshire Tea special blend in a morning to be more alert!!!]
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Post Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:23 am

Mark_Wafc wrote:...Yorkshire Tea...


When I first saw this brand, I was astonished to learn that they grow tea in Yorkshire.

Good news about the possible new guitarist, Oirish. Hope it works out.
Likes the warm feeling but is tired of all the dehydration.
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Post Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:09 am

I hate tea.
Don't pray in our schools, and we wont think in your churches. Deal?
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Post Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:32 am

Drinking cinnamon one at the moment :P
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Post Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:09 pm

Tea is superb, a better drink than beer.
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Post Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:17 pm

But would you be able to drink five pints of tea?! One after another
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