The Saga of Irish Rover And The Crew(censorshoipped edition)

[Beisty]

Any plans to travel to the UK for any of the Pogues shows at Christmas Oirish?

I still think he should try the tried and tested truck method.

[log in Frances]

Pot. Kettle. Black.

I just love it when fucktards can't even come up with their own material.
Throw in another recycled crack about missing meds... and "you too" can be leader of the brain dead boyz club.

[Beisty]

Pot. Kettle. Black.

I just love it when fucktards can't even come up with their own material.
Throw in another recycled crack about missing meds... and "you too" can be leader of the brain dead boyz club.

...and it bites.

You sure are an angry person.



I think you fancy me.

[log in Frances]

You sure are an angry person.

And what the fuck are you? Asshole.
By the way, your graphics suck... hard.

[Beisty]

I am not going to fuck your asshole, even if you do suck hard. Now get a real partner, enough of this cyber sex and subliminal messages nonsense. It will make you go blind.

[Eckhard]

And this is the censoirshoipped version of the thred!?!?

[IrishRover]

tis' hardly realoistoic, unless oim put on a breeze opposite of Katmandu..
woishes, plans, hope.. thats all one thoing and realoity of comoin' from 3rd world of Europe is another..
truck method.. truck droivin' man sounds better than method; btw, oi thoink one guy from Choina or soimilar used the method, now hes workoin' 4-5 years in UK restaurant just to pay off the debt to "droivers"; expensoive fuel oif ya ask me, but what am oi sayin', hes in UK and oim in some Serbia

[MacRua]

That's fucked up.
That's a fucking POGUE you're talkin' about.
Do ya think you're just arguing for argument's sake?
(Or) are you really the twat you come across as?

I havent met you in person yet, right? So what can I know about twatism and real twats, huh?

[Fionn MacCool]

tis' hardly realoistoic, unless oim put on a breeze opposite of Katmandu..
woishes, plans, hope.. thats all one thoing and realoity of comoin' from 3rd world of Europe is another..
truck method.. truck droivin' man sounds better than method; btw, oi thoink one guy from Choina or soimilar used the method, now hes workoin' 4-5 years in UK restaurant just to pay off the debt to "droivers"; expensoive fuel oif ya ask me, but what am oi sayin', hes in UK and oim in some Serbia

Why are you even alive?

[DzM]

Pot. Kettle. Black.

I just love it when fucktards can't even come up with their own material.
Throw in another recycled crack about missing meds... and "you too" can be leader of the brain dead boyz club.

Yes yes Frances. You win. You are teh awsum. I hope, some day, to be ready with the quick wit that you always have ready. I can't wait to break out such wonderful gems as "Fuck you" and "You asshole." Some day I hope to graduate to "Fucktards like you" and "you fucking asshat." Maybe, if I really apply myself, I'll even be able to say (or type) things like "I hope you choke to death on a bucket full of cocks" without spraining something.

Some day ... some day ...


Until then I'll just stick with:

"I find your ideas fascinating, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

"Please, tell me more! Your scintillating wit burns like the sun!"

[Guest]

Maybe, if I really apply myself, I'll even be able to say (or type) things like "I hope you choke to death on a bucket full of cocks" without spraining something.

That's some anniversary present... thanks.
By the way, I wasn't referring to you.
But that's cool, man...
Circle those wagons.

[From Exile]

Maybe, if I really apply myself, I'll even be able to say (or type) things like "I hope you choke to death on a bucket full of cocks" without spraining something.

That's some anniversary present... thanks.
By the way, I wasn't referring to you.
But that's cool, man...
Circle those wagons.

Circling wagons 'round buckets of cock. Damn, I love this place!

[Beisty]

That would be the wagon train of the Brain Dead Boyz Club, eh?

[TheIrishRover]

You need a passport first of all, Oirish.. to move towards somewhere

But it's a third world country, so how can he possibly get a passport without having to spend thousands and millions of dollars and you should know by now that passports are only granted to government lackeys like Benno. Only when true freedom comes to Serbia at long last can he get his passport.

Then he has to get visas which is still another ten thousand or more dollars. It's all the fault of the oppressive third world country that keeps 'im chained to the ground and it's the fault of the Irish government for refusing to open the gates and let the Irish back into Ireland.

Then there's the even worse part about finding a job and a place to live. Assuming he made it to Ireland, what sort of work will he find there? I shan't like to think that there'd actually be anyone willing to hire a true Irishman in Ireland, especially one of the bardic nature. Nay, I'd best guess the discrimination of the current ''Irish'' who've lost their true Irish essence and spirit would keep him from finding a job enough to make money. And as for a house or apartment? Well, without a job, he can't get either, and I'm sure that most people in Ireland are so disconnected from their true Irish roots and have lost so much of their essence that they wouldn't even give an apartment to someone with his true Irish essence intact.

So, you see Macrua, it's not as easy as you like to make it!

[MacRua]

So, you see Macrua, it's not as easy as you like to make it!

yeah, it was whistling in the dark...