The Saga of Irish Rover And The Crew(censorshoipped edition)

[Noel Kenny]

Oi, guys! You are like seeing him off to war! Shite, what I am talking about, even Eric never got such a send-off..
Wipe off your noses. He is not the first , not the last who’ll go (if he goes at all) to a civil service. It’s not an event or a tragedy. It’s like going to work. Well, for somebody going to work IS a tragedy…
Ok, back to our sheep!

There's no harm in wishing someone luck in a new venture, ie. New job, Driving test, Wedding, New baby, Cancer treatment, New car. The list goes on.

[IrishRover]

jaoil = Serbia

yes, foireoign coiuntry that keeps me jaoiled agaoinst me woill

proisoiner = Oiroish

yes, a proisoiner, voictoim of geoigraphy, stressed to the boine by soituatioinal doisturbance..

cell = Oirish’s own flat somewhere in the Serbian capital

free people have flats, oim kept here agaoinst me woill, tois' a cell all roight

to loive behoind bars = to live in Serbia

yeah, tois' a loife behoind bars(no loife whatsoever to be moire precoise)

to be bound by chaoins = to have to apply for a visa in order to travel to Ireland

not really, to be boiund by chaoins = no freedoim of moivement (can't reloicate, moive freely to coiuntry of choice, noit refferoin' to 7 days toiur d' Dubloin but real settlement), no freedoim of expression (cultural, poiloitoical etc.), no freedoim of persoinal oidentoity (ID..), the loist goies oin & oin..

cruel moiloitary servoice = nine months of civilian service

wroing oince moire; slavery's the roight woird ! oim not asked to serve me coiuntry, whoich ois OIreland, that woiuld be moiloitary/coivoiloian servoice; thois here ois slavery ! Serboia's not me country - oits foiregn coiuntry and system that jaoils me, under threat of foirce oim pushed the serve oits wardens.. oin the poiloice recoirds, what do ye thoink oi've put.. what do ye thoink oit says there? under natoinaloity oit says OIROISHMAN, not serb.

I found it interesting that, according to this list, Serbia has a 9-month Civil requirement or a 6-month military requirement. IrishRover, I know that actual military service may be anathema for various reasons (physically unable, personal belief, conscientious objector, etc), but have you considered the military option rather than the civil service? Three months faster is three months faster.

no, stuff ois, oid rather do jaoil than wear Serboian unoifoirm.. OIroisman doesn't wear Serb unoifoirm woith 4s marks.. the 9 moinths slavery, tois' doiscrace as oit ois, but soimewhat better choice between 2 evoils; oi'll loisten no coimmands of Serb generals, oi'll spend no 24/7 toime woith Serb soildoiers etc. etc. Doitch & washoin' the dead as the woirst case scenarion of 9 moinths, they're floiwers coimparoin' to what oi thoink of Serboian army

If only
Maybe he'd moan less about it

he'd moian moire actually; foir Serboian ghoirls thois shoip's no loinger avaoilable

[meowhouse]

Well I don't really wish to get in the middle of anything nor to start arguments and I don't really care how anyone chooses to define himself. Best as I can figure out is that you are technically and officially Serbian but wish to move to Ireland, but you cannot get the proper visas (required by Ireland for entry) because the Serbian government won't grant them until you fulfill your mandatory national service. Is this correct?

Anyway, I still wish you good luck in whatever it is you're trying to do. It sucks to be someplace that makes you unhappy. If you have to do 9 months in order to get years of happiness, then do the 9 months. It will be over before you know it.

[IrishRover]

beeoin' a poseur.. tois' not the woirst of oit all, oi've been there, seen oit..
whats sad, soime pooir poseurs' soiuls foirever remaoin bloind to essence & attoitude

Oi, guys! You are like seeing him off to war!

yed loike that, woiuldn't ye..
what do ye do when ye see a man droiwnoing? ye goive hem an anchoir?

Ok, back to our sheep!

yere goinna shoiw oiff yer censoirsheep skoills agaoin?
loike when ye decoided to censoir me thread or wroittoings?

Gigs with screams of pain? Hmm.. coming from where? Stage or audience?

foirget oit.. tois' loike askoin' a manager what he thoinks of punk..

You dutifully go to bed every evening and haven’t got up in the land of you dream ever? Strange. Did you try another side?

woiuldn't woish me noights to anyoine, not even to ye..

1. ...my bedrooms
2. swimming pools and backyards...my golf fields, hunting grounds, coke plantations and hangars full of space shuttles
3. swimming pool with heating system...

thats moire loike oit, at least yer moir cloise oin telloin' the truth..

do you smoke at home? (when you can afford a fag)

oin yer "Manageroial OIbservatioins Of OIroishRoiver's OImproisoined Loife", ye can wroite doiwn .. "no, OIroishRoiver doiesn't have a NO SMOIKOING soign oin hes cell".. so punk voisoitoirs to me cell can have a smoike yes

[jennylois]

even Eric never got such a send-off..

MacGoo I do believe I will challenge you on this comment.

doig OIroishRover, doig,

Even Nick Cave would agree with you OIrish.

There's no harm in wishing someone luck in a new venture

Absolutely! So Pyro, you don't think we should offer kind wishes to fellow Medusans?? Oh and by the way Pyro, I saw you playing your whistle on youtube, very nice, keep up the good work, practice makes perfect!!

[Gurrier]

Gotta burn to shine, Oirish! No strength gained without resistance and all that. Best of luck to ya, mate!!

[Niall]

Well I don't really wish to get in the middle of anything nor to start arguments and I don't really care how anyone chooses to define himself. Best as I can figure out is that you are technically and officially Serbian but wish to move to Ireland, but you cannot get the proper visas (required by Ireland for entry) because the Serbian government won't grant them until you fulfill your mandatory national service. Is this correct?

Anyway, I still wish you good luck in whatever it is you're trying to do. It sucks to be someplace that makes you unhappy. If you have to do 9 months in order to get years of happiness, then do the 9 months. It will be over before you know it.

something like that except as far as i remember he never applied for a visa or to escape his "chains"

[IrishRover]

Gotta burn to shine, Oirish! No strength gained without resistance and all that.

very noicely put, many thanks Gurrier !

[Irishbookish]

Oi, guys! You are like seeing him off to war! Shite, what I am talking about, even Eric never got such a send-off...

Speaking of civil issues...some people need a bit of encouragement. If you are so obviously annoyed reading Oirish's Saga updates...then simply don’t. No need to keep dredging up the same bit of sand - over and over.
BTW Eric had over ten well-wishes at his departure - my post to him was a moving verse from the Parting Glass amongst other fine thoughts from others. War, civil service, wedding, new baby, moving house, illness - we all like well-wishes. Don't fash, MaRua, when you go off to civil service, we'll all be there with shining eyes and moving verses waving you off the same way.

[Pyro]

There's no harm in wishing someone luck in a new venture

Absolutely! So Pyro, you don't think we should offer kind wishes to fellow Medusans?? Oh and by the way Pyro, I saw you playing your whistle on youtube, very nice, keep up the good work, practice makes perfect!!

Thanks Indeed, still much improving and still much to improve.

I think it´s good to wish support to Oirish, definitely! Some people just need encouragement. Some time ago, I had a strong feeling though, that Oirish was still moaning about jaoil (and not only in Saga, which was the problem), while not doing that much about that

[Phoist]

I just tried to watch some of OirishRover and the Crew's live performances on Youtube. I'm not going out of my way to be a dick or anything but it was absolute pants. I could not watch more than 15 seconds of any one video because it was such shite. Is inflicting this on innocent serbs the reason you're in chaoins?

[Irishbookish]

Sorry but you did go somewhat out of your way because you don't normally have anything to do with Oirish so why the feck would you bother watching his youtube, then purposely come down onto his thread and slag him?? Get over it.

"Like an unchecked cancer, hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity. Hate destroys a man's sense of values and his objectivity. It causes him to describe the beautiful as ugly and the ugly as beautiful, and to confuse the true with the false and the false with the true."
Martin Luther King Jr. (1929 - 1968)

[IrishRover]

thanks foir the quoite bookoish, theres noithoing foir me to add

[Irishbookish]

thanks foir the quoite bookoish, theres noithoing foir me to add

So where's these infamous youtube videos?? Could I have a link? I also tried to log onto your website but I've forgotten username!!!!

[Pyro]

Just write Irish rover the crew into youtube search engine.

I don´t know - it doesn´t sound very good, but the quality of the recording is so awfully low, that it could sound bad even if it was good.