DzM wrote:philipchevron wrote:firehazard wrote:Complained to Royal Mail about their failure to deliver a package I'd posted. I've just had a reply from them, saying:
"Please be assured that we take letting our customers down seriously"
Presumably this explains why they are so good at it.
Corporate bullshit-speak has now become so detached from comprehension, clarity and simplicity that we have fostered a generation of functional illiterates.
I'm not sure this qualifies as corporate double-speak bullshit. To me this is very droll and "English" (as in "A product of England"). I suspect it shows a grand and unappreciated sense of humor from some lackey at the post, and that this person has been quietly smiling while sending notes like this for thirty years. At least I hope so.
You haven't met our beloved Royal Mail, have you?
