firehazard wrote:soulfinger wrote:I understand the south and east of England has been declared a drought zone. We are at the point of building arks. The evil coalition will no doubt have plans to take our natural resource and pipe it southwards, probably using southern organisations and labour to do so. I think we should only let them have it if they can arrange for us to have some of the sunshine that the south and east usually get.
Yes, we have indeed been declared a drought zone here. So today it's pissing down so hard that a frog is currently hopping around the patio outside my window. Lawd knows where said froggy has come from. Where's Dennis Howell when you need him?
Mind you, I got so wet in Manchester last week that if I'd wrung my clothes out when we got back down here I might have solved the drought problem instantly.
Top Tip ; when you have bad dts do not fill the glass to the very top.
