Thread for things that dont deserve threads

[Kriss]

Here's a life expectancy link to help: http://www.peterrussell.com/Odds/VirtualAge.php

Virtual Age: 24.7
Life Expectancy: 95.3

This was a surprise! Good if it were true...

Well, that was depressing. To ashamed to post my results. On the bright side, I can forgo Christmas shopping this year.

[Irishbookish]

Somebody told me this random/pointless but hilarious thing.

If you take the name of your first pet, and the name of the street you/your parents lived on when you were born, this would be your name if you were a clown........Sorry but it was too good to pass up.
Mine would be: Sooty Dingle,
husband: Boofy Drake,
kids: Bindy Watt, Virgil Troman, George Kindlebark, Cocky Brunskill, Ollie Brett

Think I'll stick to writing...

[philipchevron]

Mr Poppagopolous Lorcan

[jennylois]

Rusty Melbourne.

[KathleenwithaK]

"starfucking geekery"! Who told you about me????

The couch is squeaky and the shack has holes..

I've been meaning to discuss the upkeep of the Bog. I would like to hire a maid if you refuse to sweep up and other such mundane tasks that I expected of you.

[Sandyfromvancouver]

Tammy Kensington

[KathleenwithaK]

Whiskers Edison

[Kriss]

Natasha Cornwall

[Noel Kenny]

Skippy Pearse

I thought that was the formula porn stars use

[firehazard]

I thought that was the formula porn stars use

That's what I'd heard too. And the next road down from my folks' house was called Bush Lane.

Fluffy Mill

[MacRua]

Nowadays it's easier to find a russian prostitute than a maid.
The problem is vital and deserves its own thread (and though the subject you've risen is lively and showy and obviously concerns the fandom - not in Live Shows, eh?)

[Irishbookish]

Skippy Pearse. I thought that was the formula porn stars use

[sssshhhh...spoil sports Kenny & Fire Boy. D'ya think they all wouldv'e posted had I said that...?]

These names are great, people!! Keep 'em rolling.

[Noel Kenny]

If I was born six months later it would have been Skippy Inthearseholeofnowhere

[jennylois]

Can you picture porn stars with these names - Whiskers, Mr Poppagopolous, Skippy, Fluffy

[jennylois]

But so what?

Ummm, I dunno, I give up. Now you've forced me to go back to my dorky geeky avatar of me posting nasty replies at my computer!!