The Medusa Fora

Shane MacGowan walks out of a bar.

What cheese should you use to hide a horse?

Mask-A-Pony.

My wife bet me I couldn't make a car out of Spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

Heather wrote:My wife bet me I couldn't make a car out of Spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

Have you left Jake for another woman?

Are you sure this is a true story?

I have got a new job selling Toblerones. The people who work for me sell Toblerones too. I am worried it may be a pyramid scheme.

soulfinger wrote:I have got a new job selling Toblerones. The people who work for me sell Toblerones too. I am worried it may be a pyramid scheme.

Do you know why they make the boxes that shape?............................So that the chocolate fits inside......

A mate of mine packed up his doughnut stall after 10 years.

'How come?' I asked.

'Got fed up with the hole thing.'

Actual text I just got from a friend:

Just got out of Dr office from post-vasectomy results. All clear. The music playing in the lobby was "the first cut is the deepest".

I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker but when I got home all the signs were there.

Heather wrote:I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker but when I got home all the signs were there.

Love this type of joke. Keep them coming.

Mrs McGreer didn't know the definition of double entendre. ............ so I gave it to her!

What did one earthquake say to the other?

It's not my fault.

I have started a new job, working shifts, making chess pieces.

I'm on knights next week.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Heather wrote:A mate of mine packed up his doughnut stall after 10 years.

'How come?' I asked.

'Got fed up with the hole thing.'

Mint

Low D wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a pig who gets picked up at a disco?

Pulled pork.