The Medusa Fora

'What's the difference between Jesse J and a bucket of shit? A bucket............where's my coat?

Arthur Threecheeks Frampton wrote:'What's the difference between Jesse J and a bucket of shit? A bucket............where's my coat?

Um, no, don't go just yet.................you'll need to explain it first.

Mr.Chevron,do you really want me to explain the Jesse J and the bucket of merde joke?When i first heard this,it was aimed at another singer who is no longer with us......now how do i explain this one?I'll get back to ye on that one.

A bar man says, Have you been in here before?
A nutrino walks into a bar

Teacher draws a penis on the board,then asks''does anyone know what that is?'' Little Jimmy puts his hand up[in the air!] and says''my dad has two of them, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysisitters teeth''.

Chubby Bruce wrote:Teacher draws a penis on the board,then asks''does anyone know what that is?'' Little Jimmy puts his hand up[in the air!] and says''my dad has two of them, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysisitters teeth''.

Classic

Thank you Father,do i have to do penance for misspelling BABYSHITTER? OOPS wrong again.......

Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?Because chiffon wrinkles too easy.
What has a load of balls and screws old ladies?......A bingo machine! ''At least i tried.....''

A man was on a date with a woman.They had returned to her place and were sitting on the sofa,nibbling her earlobe,the man whispers 'You know,i'd like a little,soft wet pussy'.She said 'Oh,me too,mine's like an enamel bucket.'

Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.

My 8 year old contributes:

"What did the lock say to the doorknob?"

"Nothing!"

Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

What happens to a grape when a man steps on it?

It lets out a little whine.

You know how a flock of geese form a "V" in flight? Know why one of the arms of the V is longer than the other?

There are more geese in that arm.

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years.The hitman says'' i 'll shoot her below her left tit''.To which the husband replies ''i want her dead NOT bloody kneecapped!'' I thank you......