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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:03 pm< In my best Rik Mayall voice> Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear.
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:03 pmRe: Crap Jokes
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:25 pmThese are crap jokes LOL!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:59 amI stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
Then it dawned on me.
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
Re: Crap Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:49 amI did a theatrical performance about puns.
Really it was a play on words.
Really it was a play on words.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:01 amWhat do you call an Israeli with amnesia?
The Foggy Jew.
The Foggy Jew.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 10:42 pmHeather wrote:What do you call an Israeli with amnesia?
The Foggy Jew.
Courtesy of Ambrose Bierce, American journalist who died over 100 years ago..
'War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.'
And it's still true over 100 years later..............sorry you guys over there
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:09 pmI'm writing a play about the invention of the tampon in the 1930's.
It's a period piece.
It's a period piece.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:37 amWhat did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Keep the tip.
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:24 amMy girls came home from kindergarten the other day with a good crap knock knock joke ....
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken.
Interrupting chi ---
BRAWK!!!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken.
Interrupting chi ---
BRAWK!!!
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 8:52 amKnock Knock
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I just had some pistachios.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I just had some pistachios.
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 8:13 pmA dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 8:18 pmHeather wrote:Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I just had some pistachios.
bless you
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:56 am"Please take out your Derry Journals and turn to page......"
Heard as an intro to an Undertones track a last night's gig in Wakefield.
Heard as an intro to an Undertones track a last night's gig in Wakefield.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 8:46 amIn a cemetery I saw 4 men carrying a coffin round and round.
Three hours later I saw the same men carrying the same coffin and I thought, 'they've lost the plot'.
Three hours later I saw the same men carrying the same coffin and I thought, 'they've lost the plot'.