Crap Jokes

[DownInTheGround]

I love a good joke. I love a bad one even more. I'll get the ball rolling

What is big and small at the same time?
A big egg

What is white and can't climb trees?
A fridge

What do you call an angry bug in Paris?
A cross ant.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre

You get the gist. Bad and mildly racist jokes with which I can hassle my friends.

[Frances]

I love a good joke. I love a bad one even more. I'll get the ball rolling

What is big and small at the same time?
A big egg

What is white and can't climb trees?
A fridge

What do you call an angry bug in Paris?
A cross ant.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre

You get the gist. Bad and mildly racist jokes with which I can hassle my friends.

Your Dre joke isn't mildly racist.
About as funny as an AIDS joke, too.

[Fr. McGreer]

I love a good joke. I love a bad one even more. I'll get the ball rolling

What is big and small at the same time?
A big egg

What is white and can't climb trees?
A fridge

What do you call an angry bug in Paris?
A cross ant.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre

You get the gist. Bad and mildly racist jokes with which I can hassle my friends.

Your Dre joke isn't mildly racist.
About as funny as an AIDS joke, too.

Oh God here we go....... political fucking correctness.

Try this, Frances. It's from Jimmy Carr....

What's so bad about being raped by someone with Downs Syndrome, at least you'll get a hug afterwards.

[Frances]

Oh God here we go....... political fucking correctness.

Try this, Frances. It's from Jimmy Carr....

What's so bad about being raped by someone with Downs Syndrome, at least you'll get a hug afterwards.

My objection was that comparing an African American to feces wasn't mildly racist. So, if you wanna partake, bring out all your old-timey, backwards, racist material or be quiet.

And it was all going so well...

[Villajohn]

''What's brown and sticky?'' 'A stick......!'' Shite joke i know,i was told that by a guy called Ray who lives in Groningen, so blame him!

[Fr. McGreer]

My objection was that comparing an African American to feces wasn't mildly racist. So, if you wanna partake, bring out all your old-timey, backwards, racist material or be quiet.

And it was all going so well...

He was not comparing Dr. Dre to a pile of shite. It's a play on the way people think, i.e, a JOKE!!!!!!!!

And it was not going so well, because you imediately jumped on the Politically Correct Bandwagon.

And while we're on the subject of feces.........

Why are shites pointy?????? To stop your arse closing with a bang!!

[Sportin' Life]

My objection was that comparing an African American to feces wasn't mildly racist. So, if you wanna partake, bring out all your old-timey, backwards, racist material or be quiet.

And it was all going so well...

I guess I didn't get it before that explanation. Oh well, jokes can never be explained.






I'm still not getting the big egg one.

[old barney greyheron]

I was walking along the street yesterday, and saw a homeless guy wearing one shoe...that's bad luck, losing a shoe, says I.
No no, he says..i've FOUND a shoe...............I win the crap joke trophy.

[Norfolk And Goode]

Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg......but ''YOU CAN'T BEAT A WANK!''

[Kit Kat Kev]

The definition of Smurf sex? Fucking till you go blue in the face! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA........

[dawson]

whats green and looks a bit like grass?...................................................................... CRESS!

[Frances]

My objection was that comparing an African American to feces wasn't mildly racist. So, if you wanna partake, bring out all your old-timey, backwards, racist material or be quiet.

And it was all going so well...

He was not comparing Dr. Dre to a pile of shite. It's a play on the way people think, i.e, a JOKE!!!!!!!!

And it was not going so well, because you imediately jumped on the Politically Correct Bandwagon.

And while we're on the subject of feces.........

Why are shites pointy?????? To stop your arse closing with a bang!!

Bull. The jokes you pass along to others speak more to ones inner issues then you'd let on, it's a racist joke. Go to Beverly Hills or the Valley and repeat the joke to the man himself and then you'll know. As for getting on the politically correct bandwagon, nope, the joke sucked!

I don't like the Mormon political agenda, so tell me a disgusting Mormon joke and I'll think it's a laugh riot. Republican date rape jokes are hi-lar-i-ous! See, not politically correct.

Also, Dr. Dre looks crazy muscular right now. If he wasn't happily married I wouldn't mind being tossed around the room by him. Not that it has anything to do with this subject, but damn.

[Fr. McGreer]

My objection was that comparing an African American to feces wasn't mildly racist. So, if you wanna partake, bring out all your old-timey, backwards, racist material or be quiet.

And it was all going so well...

He was not comparing Dr. Dre to a pile of shite. It's a play on the way people think, i.e, a JOKE!!!!!!!!

And it was not going so well, because you imediately jumped on the Politically Correct Bandwagon.

And while we're on the subject of feces.........

Why are shites pointy?????? To stop your arse closing with a bang!!

Bull. The jokes you pass along to others speak more to ones inner issues then you'd let on, it's a racist joke. Go to Beverly Hills or the Valley and repeat the joke to the man himself and then you'll know. As for getting on the politically correct bandwagon, nope, the joke sucked!

I don't like the Mormon political agenda, so tell me a disgusting Mormon joke and I'll think it's a laugh riot. Republican date rape jokes are hi-lar-i-ous! See, not politically correct.

Also, Dr. Dre looks crazy muscular right now. If he wasn't happily married I wouldn't mind being tossed around the room by him. Not that it has anything to do with this subject, but damn.

Oh for fuck's sake. I didn't even tell the fucking joke.

So, according to the sentences i've highlighted above, you don't mind mind hitting on subjects that YOU think are ok. Post a list of the subjects that won't offend you and we'll all take it from there.

A joke will always upset someone if they are sensitive enough.

[Low D]

A joke will always upset someone if they are sensitive enough.

Well, it's good the lawyers and accordion players have thick skin.

(Hey, i think i just made a joke!)

[Frances]

Oh for fuck's sake. I didn't even tell the fucking joke.

So, according to the sentences i've highlighted above, you don't mind mind hitting on subjects that YOU think are ok. Post a list of the subjects that won't offend you and we'll all take it from there.

A joke will always upset someone if they are sensitive enough.

No, I simply pointed out that I'm not interested in a politically correct society by letting you know about some of my own biases.
I know you didn't tell the joke, you just jumped in to defend its right to exist, and paint me as having a politically correct agenda.
I get it, you don't agree with me. That doesn't make me the joke police. I was stating my opinion, so big deal.