Johan From Sweden wrote:Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Braky Hart
That´s truly a horrible song. There´s lots of stupid songs in this world, but his one must be their king.
When I play this song live I always introduce it by saying something like "I´m not only here to present you all those fantastic songs, but this is also a guide to life by presenting you songs and singers which only deserve to be avoided." Then, of course, I only play the first half of it and then change into Weird Al Yankovic´s version named "Achy breaky song"
Achy Breaky Song
(parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray)
New Lyrics by Al Yankovic
You can torture me with Donnie and Marie
You can play some Barry Manilowe
Or you can play some shlock like New Kids on the Block
Or any Village People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice, hey you can play him twice
and you can play the Bee Gees anyday
But Mr. DJ please, I'm begging on my knees
I just can't take no more of Billie Ray
1st chorus
Don't play that song. That Achy Breaky song
The most annoying song I know
and if you play that song, that Achy Breaky song
I might blow up my radio. Hooooo
2nd verse
You can clear the room by playing Debbie Boone
Or crank your Abba records until dawn
Oh, I could even hear Slim Whitman or Zamfir
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
Or play some Tiffany on 8 track or CD
Or scratch your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair, and kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more
2nd chorus
Don't play that song. That Achy Breaky song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song, that Achy Breaky song
It might just make me lose my lunch. Hoooooo
3rd chorus
Don't play that song. That Achy Breaky song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song, that irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork through my brain.
