firehazard wrote:Irishbookish wrote:People sending me forwards which are almost always hoax emails and which people choose not to check on hoax-slayer or whatever...
Lawdy yes...I've just had a virus warning email forwarded from the head office of one of the companies I work for.
It took about 30 seconds for me to establish incontrovertibly that it was a hoax.
I WoNdEr wHaT iT WoUld TAkE FoR hiM tO ReALisE SoMeThInG iS A hOaX...DeRrRrBut truly these people are NONGS because once they've been told you can check them (as you said in a few scant seconds,) then WHY OH GOD WHY send them on??? Here's a list we can choose from to call them, (see if you can guess who said them and to whom):
Bellicose Bumpkin, Blithering Booby, Bubble-Headed Booby, Bumptious Booby, Cybernetic Simpleton, Lugubrious Lagert
Meandering Mental Midget, Medical Misfit, Mechanical Misery, Monstrous Mechanized Misguided Moron, Monstrous Meddler, Neanderthal Ninny, Pathetic Pomposity, Pedagogical Pip-squeak, Presumptuous Popinjay, Proverbial Neanderthal, Pusillanimous Pinhead, Quivering Quintessence, Sanctimonious Scatterbrain, Scurrilous Scatterbrain,
Sickening Cybernetic, Tin-Plated Tintinnabulation, Traitorous Junkyard Fugitive, Traitorous Transistorized Toad
Unctuous Underling, Ungrateful Wretch, Unspeakable Wretch...(this last one is my favourite.)