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[DzM]

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[DzM]

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[Frances]

Somebody just had to tell me Mon. is President’s Day.

[DzM]

Somebody just had to tell me Mon. is President’s Day.

In Canadia it is Family Day.

The more you know…

[Low-ish D]

Somebody just had to tell me Mon. is President’s Day.

In Canadia it is Family Day.

The more you know…

In most but not all provinces. And they're not all called family day. And it's less than 10 years old. Basically, it was agreed that we needed a long weekend between New Year's Day & Easter.

The third Monday of February is observed as "Family Day" in the provinces of Alberta, British Columbia (BC), New Brunswick, Ontario, and Saskatchewan; as Louis Riel Day in Manitoba; as Nova Scotia Heritage Day in Nova Scotia; and as Islander Day in Prince Edward Island.

[DzM]

Man, Canadia is complex. It is Legion.

[firehazard]

Man, Canadia is complex. It is Legion.

As, apparently are boilers. Ours broke down last Thursday, no heating in the house since then. It's feckin freezing.

[DzM]

Man, Canadia is complex. It is Legion.

As, apparently are boilers. Ours broke down last Thursday, no heating in the house since then. It's feckin freezing.

And I presume that you can't just pile up the Firehazards into a pile for warmth. That would be bad because of the risk of fire. Just like a can full of oily rags. They just self-combust. Hence the hazard.

(Also, geez. That sucks man. Stay warm. Be safe.)

[Low D]

Man, Canadia is complex. It is Legion.

As, apparently are boilers. Ours broke down last Thursday, no heating in the house since then. It's feckin freezing.

And I presume that you can't just pile up the Firehazards into a pile for warmth. That would be bad because of the risk of fire. Just like a can full of oily rags. They just self-combust. Hence the hazard.

(Also, geez. That sucks man. Stay warm. Be safe.)

Way to cal the FH family greasy, DzM, and also way to able-splain a firehazard to FH their own self.

Best wishes FH. We went 9 days without a furnace a couple years back, during the worst & longest cold snap here in years. It was 9 days b/c our landlord tried to cheap out with quick fix - so of course it ended up taking longer, costing more, and almost killed us with C02. So, I hope your experience is both shorter and less eventful.

[firehazard]

Man, Canadia is complex. It is Legion.

As, apparently are boilers. Ours broke down last Thursday, no heating in the house since then. It's feckin freezing.

And I presume that you can't just pile up the Firehazards into a pile for warmth. That would be bad because of the risk of fire. Just like a can full of oily rags. They just self-combust. Hence the hazard.

(Also, geez. That sucks man. Stay warm. Be safe.)

Thanks DzM and Low D. I don't think the fh girls would take kindly to being piled up. Unless, of course, they chose to do it themselves. They're also spread out in three different cities across the country now, so there would need to be a gathering.

Landlords tell me the earliest they can fix it is Thursday. Because, being bastard landlords, they are unwilling to pay to get it done any quicker. Meanwhile we sit and watch a succession of named storms going past... hey Eunice!

[soulfinger]

Blimey! Anybody thinking of buying Shane's new book? https://store.shanemacgowan.com

[old barney greyheron]

Blimey! Anybody thinking of buying Shane's new book? https://store.shanemacgowan.com

I'll order a few of those thirty quid cushions..my cats need something new to puke all over haha..

[soulfinger]

Blimey! Anybody thinking of buying Shane's new book? https://store.shanemacgowan.com

I'll order a few of those thirty quid cushions..my cats need something new to puke all over haha..

Have you considered feeding them something that doesn't make them puke? Or are you letting them watch the Reds?

[firehazard]

Blimey! Anybody thinking of buying Shane's new book? https://store.shanemacgowan.com

I was thinking perhaps one of the cashmere blankets as well.

Bloody hell. I'm sort of hoping the whole thing's a wind-up, but I have a nasty feeling it's not. ffs

[Frances]

Elon Musk has redeemed himself and that is saying something.