Moaners

[Low D]

I had a late-night shit in a bus shelter once....alcohol was probably involved.

Only "probably", barney?

(He asks, smugly, confident in the knowledge that NEVER has he done anything so untoward, ESPECIALLY not after drinking) (and he once again thanks the gods of technology for not inventing the smartphone and it's ever-present camera and social media until AFTER he calmed down on the whole drinking thing)

[old barney greyheron]

I had a late-night shit in a bus shelter once....alcohol was probably involved.

Only "probably", barney?

(He asks, smugly, confident in the knowledge that NEVER has he done anything so untoward, ESPECIALLY not after drinking) (and he once again thanks the gods of technology for not inventing the smartphone and it's ever-present camera and social media until AFTER he calmed down on the whole drinking thing)

I hate all that..some people on my facebook seem to film or photograph every aspect of their lives..I had a bit of a facebook meltdown last month, ranting on about pics of christmas trees...surprisingly nobody 'un-friended' me..

[Mike from Boston]

I am definitely glad I grew up without smartphones. Hell, they even have GPS trackers now. Worst case, back in the day, someone took a Polaroid of you, after you passed out and your friends desecrated your body, maybe a dozen or so people would see that, now you are trending on FB to a global audience of billions.

[left]

<- is smartphone free.

[Villajohn]

I do not own a smart phone.app,blackberry,elderberry or even a Mary Berry!Everywhere i go all i see are potential accident victims,in fact a friend of mine who works at the Queen Elizabeth in Birmingham has had to treat patients that have come a cropper as a result of them phoning while walking.Drivers are bad enough,the book SHOULD be thrown at them, but pedsestrians with 'glowing ears, they do me 'ead in! The end.Happy Xmas eve Pogues folks!

[Heather]

I do not own a smart phone.app,blackberry,elderberry or even a Mary Berry!Everywhere i go all i see are potential accident victims,in fact a friend of mine who works at the Queen Elizabeth in Birmingham has had to treat patients that have come a cropper as a result of them phoning while walking.Drivers are bad enough,the book SHOULD be thrown at them, but pedsestrians with 'glowing ears, they do me 'ead in! The end.Happy Xmas eve Pogues folks!

I will only touch my phone when I stop somewhere for coffee or a break, and only if I'm on my own. If somebody rings me while I'm driving, they can leave a voicemail or call back later.

Once saw two girls together on a Saturday night out, they weren't talking to each other, just starring down at their phones, and it annoys me when people walk along the road looking at their phone. I often say that next time someone comes towards me with one in their hand, I shall just walk straight into them.

[DzM]

I do not own a smart phone. [...]

I will only touch my phone when I stop somewhere for coffee or a break, and only if I'm on my own. [...]

The Lovely Mrs. DzM and I were taking in a film this evening. There were two teens sitting at the front of the house passing a fondle-slab back and forth, with the screen at full brightness, while commenting and giggling and scrolling through their Facetwits. I wanted to hurt them. Badly.

[Frances]

Had my first and last chicharrón.
WTH?

George H.W. Bush loved them. Okie dokie.

[Frances]

Five Guys cheeseburger in a bowl.

[Am I Right]

Banks.

Do you wanna go with the one that’s gonna fuck you over or the one that’s going to fuck you over good?
Tough choice that.






FUCK DONALD TRUMP

[Frances]

Chunky Monkey ice cream.
Banana ice cream good.
Walnuts in ice cream bad.

Who the hell likes walnuts? They ruin chocolate chip cookies, fudge and Chunky Monkey.

Was forced to eat it because I managed to get to beverage level -10 with only a Dr. Pepper and huckleberry vodka in the place.

Ice cream is the closest food to a beverage, right?

[old barney greyheron]

Ice cream is the most over-rated food on earth..there, i've said it...<awaits abuse>

[Frances]

Ice cream is the most over-rated food on earth..there, i've said it...<awaits abuse>

Try this. It’s soooo good.

[DzM]

Ice cream is the most over-rated food on earth..there, i've said it...<awaits abuse>

Try this. It’s soooo good.

Aww hell yeah.

[Frances]

Laundry.
Christ almighty.