Crap Jokes

[Fr. McGreer]

A teacher decides to use the Coronavirus theme in an English lesson and asks for pupils to give her a sentence using the word contagious.

Little Johnny offers - "my dad's got a decorator in to paint our kitchen and he says it's take the cunt ages".

Just because i can't spell armaghgeddon........ It's not the end of the world

[Frances]

Bono Vox:
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[soulfinger]

A bloke on our street was taken into hospital with coronavirus. He was put on one of the new Dyson ventilators and it is reported that he's picking up nicely.

[Joel Summers]

Why Are Washing Machines Funny? ''I dunno why are washing machines funny?''........they take the piss out of your underwear........