Crap Jokes

[Ciderman]

Larry LaPrise the great inventor of The Hokey Cokey died at the grand old age of 94!!!

When they put him in the coffin they put his left leg in first.

Well that's when all the fuckin trouble started

http://pogueslive.blogspot.co.uk/

[Fr. McGreer]

Larry LaPrise the great inventor of The Hokey Cokey died at the grand old age of 94!!!

When they put him in the coffin they put his left leg in first.

Well that's when all the fuckin trouble started

http://pogueslive.blogspot.co.uk/

Sad news indeed. I'm gonna put this over on Mike from Boston's favourite thread...... RIP

[Villajohn]

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. Yes,that's my coat hanging up,you'll get it for me ? cheers............

[Ciderman]

Why do scuba divers fall out the boat backwards?

[Low D]

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field

That joke is corny.

[Villajohn]

I know,but it's the way i tell 'em! [thank you Frank Carson}

[Fr. McGreer]

Why do scuba divers fall out the boat backwards?

Come on, put us out of our misery..........

[Ciderman]

Why do scuba divers fall out the boat backwards?

Come on, put us out of our misery..........

If they fell forward they'd fall back into the fucin boat

http://pogueslive.blogspot.co.uk/

[Wayne Kerr]

What's the difference between a snake and a DJ by the side of the road?The snake is in its way to a gig.

[Low-ish D]

Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A: A tattoo.

(As told by dobro player Jerry Douglas)

[Low D]

[Wayne Kerr]

Teresa May, no punchline required!

[Frances]

Trump sandwich: bologna on white bread with Russian dressing, little pickle.and a splash of lemonade.

Disgusting.

[Low D]

Canada's PM is quarantined and his spouse has COVID-19, Tom Hanks has it too. Latest news is that John Travolta is sick but they think it's just Saturday Night Fever!

I'll get my coat...

[soulfinger]

A teacher decides to use the Coronavirus theme in an English lesson and asks for pupils to give her a sentence using the word contagious.

Little Johnny offers - "my dad's got a decorator in to paint our kitchen and he says it's take the cunt ages".