Heather:

Up against The Pogues? A wee manny standing on the shoulders of giants looking out at a similar vista, maybe... but thank you SO MUCH, you just made my fecking night.
MacRua: Wanna line up a spot in Kyiv?
Oirish Rover:

Boozing - OK, Weeding - no more, but if yer referring to gardening, I wouldn't be staying long enough to let the grass grow under me feet.

Offer being considered deadly seriously. PM me with any details as to venues that might take on a travelling loony solo bard-ass act like me.
KathleenwithaK: Thank you VERY much indeed ma'am.

Greenbacks received and appreciating as we speak.
EricV: You know what I think...

At least you do when I'm NOT wearing the tin-foil hat.