Third Eye Blind & other FONY cover versions

**Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:48 am**

Scrapper wrote:I will not waste my time listening to cunt-Keating ruining a great song.
I'd rather waste it slagging him off. What a pathetic, talentless, sorry excuse for a douche bag.

douche bag
n : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas

Hear, hear! Buail a bos! I nominate Scrapper as New Speaker of The House, and on order of their Infernal Majesties Keating is to be stripped of his skin, permanently neurally micro-hard-wired to have to listen to his own pustulent narcissistic Cthulhu-summoning bilge-water-flavoured drivel at VERY HIGH VOLUME 24/7/365/eternity, whilst being used as a piece of once-human sandpaper to soften the callouses on Their brimstoneriferous hornED soles. SO be it!

Shite, tripe, Ronan-Fucking-Keating's weasel-fucking guts and onions on toast! The temerity! The GALL! And I sweat my ballix off when I cover that song at gigs for daring to attempt to do justice to one of the greatest odes of the 20th century, while THAT TURGID TUNE-MURDERING FUCKWAD DARES to 'edit' Shane's lyrics to serve at the altar of his own vapid notions of 'political correctness'?!? "Oh modernity thou stagnant whore!"

**Wed May 31, 2006 10:40 am**

Jimme wrote:
Fyllo wrote:Holy Shit, just listned to Three Blind Cunts version of Farityale, i laughed so hard i think i broke a rib.

Copy, paste That girl almost sounds like Avril Lavigne, horrible.

Speaking of Average Sleeveen I was searching around the net for the lyrics for 'Liverpool Town' and the only ones I could actual find, on numerous sites mind you said the song was done by Lavigne at some point. I assume she has whined out a saccharine sweet tooth rotting version of it replete with digitised emotion intact. Although I haven't heard it I assume her version of this great song is certainly in the running.

http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyri ... rpool.html

**Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:55 am**

Fintan wrote:
Scrapper wrote:I will not waste my time listening to cunt-Keating ruining a great song.
I'd rather waste it slagging him off. What a pathetic, talentless, sorry excuse for a douche bag.

douche bag
n : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas

Hear, hear! Buail a bos! I nominate Scrapper as New Speaker of The House, and on order of their Infernal Majesties Keating is to be stripped of his skin, permanently neurally micro-hard-wired to have to listen to his own pustulent narcissistic Cthulhu-summoning bilge-water-flavoured drivel at VERY HIGH VOLUME 24/7/365/eternity, whilst being used as a piece of once-human sandpaper to soften the callouses on Their brimstoneriferous hornED soles. SO be it!

Shite, tripe, Ronan-Fucking-Keating's weasel-fucking guts and onions on toast! The temerity! The GALL! And I sweat my ballix off when I cover that song at gigs for daring to attempt to do justice to one of the greatest odes of the 20th century, while THAT TURGID TUNE-MURDERING FUCKWAD DARES to 'edit' Shane's lyrics to serve at the altar of his own vapid notions of 'political correctness'?!? "Oh modernity thou stagnant whore!"

You did'nt like it then Fintan :wink:

**Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:28 pm**

You should hear The Pogues' version of "Life Is A (ahem) Rollercoaster" :wink:

**Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:17 pm**

philipchevron wrote:You should hear The Pogues' version of "Life Is A (ahem) Rollercoaster"

So will that be on the new studio album then? :wink:

**Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:39 pm**

duncan disorderly wrote:I just heard the Third Eye Blind and it made me sick i had to turn it off.It made me want to blind the other two!I dont think i could stomach the Ronan version this morning.Is it worse than that?

I haven't listened yet, but I did register on the TEB website to read some of the comments. Best one I read was they preferred the TEB version because
"the Irish accents made it sound like a bar song" "especially the female singers'"

Thanks to the TEB poster for letting me know that Kirsty was Irish

Idiot.

**Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:02 pm**

moose wrote:You did'nt like it then Fintan

No, not particularly. :wink:

**Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:10 am**

Doing "Fairytale of New York." Weird:

http://www.myspace.com/thirdeyeblind

**Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:34 pm**

i really loathed that band. now i just hate them.

**Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:02 pm**

Weird how many bands do the song so badly :-)

I mean, I don´t like Fairytale very much, but this (and many others) is horror. The singer sounds like crap I´d say.

**Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:19 pm**

yeah, that is absolutely the worst cover of that song i've ever heard and i've heard some bad ones. i would be ashamed to post that as something that i professionally recorded.

**Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:28 pm**

Do you think I could sue them for mental anguish? That was the most awful thing I have heard in my life!

And not the good, campy awful, like Divine, or Tiny Tim. This is so bad you need to plunge a red hot screwdriver into your ears to erase the memory bad.

**Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:56 pm**

It sounded like both the singers (and I use the word loosely :lol:

) were reading from a script. :cry:

**Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:17 pm**

Oh, I don't know so much, they do it with a certain dissolute charm. Where they mainly fail, I think, is that they have chosen to entirely ignore the immigrant element, without which you've lost half the song. The only people of "Irish extraction" who speak of GAL-way Bay (as opposed to GAWL-way Bay) are Tom Cruise in "Far And Away" and that chap who stars in "PS I Love You" opposite Hillary Swank. And "the rare old mountain DO???" It's "rare old mountain JEW", as any fule know.

**Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:40 pm**

Garbage.

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