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**Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:58 am**

as Mickey Newbury said: The future's not what it used to be.

MacRua, did you edit my admittedly rather lame but pythonesque déjà vu joke?

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:59 am**

nah, I swear! where?
I didn't do it even with my poor grammatically but absolutely sincere posts...

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:10 am**

please forgive me, oh puppet master

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:15 am**

MacRua wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The brainwashing is an attempt to make us believe that it will naturally be better than it actually is...

Silver suit is better then jeans?! Flying cars falling on heads are better than no falling? holes from ray-guns are more aesthetical then from bullets or knives? You are kidding me, boys!

Ah, but the silver suits will never need cleaning and will never wear out. The flying cars will never fall from the skies. The ray-guns will be used for humane purposes only... [blind optimism emoticon]

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:16 am**

please forgive me, oh puppet master

I am here to be blamed for everything that can't be accounted for by natural causes

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:19 am**

firehazard wrote:Ah, but the silver suits will never need cleaning and will never wear out. [blind optimism emoticon]

But their zippers will get jammed at the most crucial moment! I am sure

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:21 am**

MacRua wrote:
firehazard wrote:Ah, but the silver suits will never need cleaning and will never wear out. [blind optimism emoticon]

But their zippers will get jammed at the most crucial moment! I am sure

No no, in The Future there will be a new form of fastening that will never jam. And will never come undone at inopportune moments, either. Unless you want it to, of course.

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:24 am**

firehazard wrote:No no, in The Future there will be a new form of fastening that will never jam. And will never come undone at inopportune moments, either. Unless you want it to, of course.

now it resembles good aul buttons...

but if one can do it just by thinking.. looks like that so called Future is a paradise for dirty flashers...

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:29 am**

Eyeball_Kid wrote:MacRua, did you edit my admittedly rather lame but pythonesque déjà vu joke?

You cry on the wrong grave. In other words, you blame the wrong puppet master. Your déjà vu joke wasn’t edited – it gave the impression of being a duplicate post (well it _was_ a duplicate post) and as such it fell victim to the tidying up of the forum. Would it help if I promised to mourn it properly?

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:32 am**

So I was right! Every mean act can be traced down to certain Puppet Master

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:35 am**

and its normally Zuzana, am I right?

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:36 am**

MacRua wrote: looks like that so called Future is a paradise for dirty flashers...

No, in The Future they will be incapacitated (humanely, of course) by use of the ray-guns.

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:41 am**

Shite, I even don't want to ask who will be on humane-guys-with-ray-guns' wanted list besides flashers

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:47 am**

Flying cars, ray-guns, silver suits that will never wear out.

Oh how the future sounds so good :wink:

**Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:54 am**

Tubed food, pilled drinks...
Optimistic through and through...

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