Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:01 am
So, I think Battersea was the first time we met - well, I met anyway - or indeed we met, as a band, that is, Kirsty and Steve Lillywhite. Frank the manager, who had worked with Kirsty, brought them backstage. She was lovely, of course, and spirited and everything and wearing green, if I remember properly. So, a bit of a milestone, the Battersea gig. And Steve, sort of - I don't know - something priestly about him I suppose. Nice guy.
Plus also, I was standing on the stage playing the accordion, aware more than I wanted to be of a guy I used to go to college with in Ealing who had gone on to work for the council (who'd put on the gig as I remember) and who had landed a bouncing job at the barrier, if there was one, not that he had the physique at all for bouncing, but that's beside the point, so there I was, playing my accordion, when I spotted, up in the sky over the heads of the audience, suddenly appearing from nowhere, a sort of twirling black dot that rose up and then levelled off and I thought to myself, what the fuck is that? and sort of puzzled over it for a bit to see what it was going to do next and then, with a certain amount of curiosity watched the twirling black dot started to come down again, and it was at that time that I realized that it was not just descending but actually headed my way, and the next thing I knew there was a fucking great smack of a full beer can against the front of my accordion and then a crack as it fell onto the stage and sort of fizzed round and round with foam like a firework. I stopped playing for a bit, to reconsider my life, sort of, as you do, in a circumstance like that.
That's my Battersea story. It could so easily have gone very differently.