I heard that Shane passed away, rose from the dead and now works along side Elvis on the overnight shift at a 7-11 in East Lansing, Michigan. He traded in the suitcoat for a Tom Brady Michigan Wolverine jersey and recently broke a Guinness World Record by singing "Hail to the Victors" while downing a bottle of Tanqueray 10 in one gulp.
I think it's just a rumor, though.

