Wise ass. No. I intend to stay relatively sober and to keep a hand or thumb over the opening to any drinks I consume. There is a poisoner about.
But now that you mention it.... as long as I have the floor.... those goddamn shampoo boys with their little shampoo bottles of booze!!!

There is just no respect and/or dignity from the youth of today. Pouring perfectly good, probably top shelf, alcohol into little plastic bottles. And acting "So Cool" with their little "hey, I'm so cool with my little Pert bottle of Bushmills at a Pogues show coming home on the metro" attitude.

I hate em.
....alright, I have only a four second memory of the event, and I'm lucky I didn't get beaten up or divorced (hope Benno isn't reading this

), so maybe the whole idea of Shampoo Boys has been embellished in my mind and what I'm really pointing to is young-poser-alcoholics-in-training.
So in answer to your question: Yes.
