AUS WAS SETTLED BY THE IRISH...
OH YEAH, THERE ARE ONE OR TWO GREEKS ABOUT,
BUT NONE OF THEMS' NAMED NED KELLY.
ABOUT TIME YOU CAME ON DOWN... I THINK.
THE DARLING'S A MIGHTY RIVER, A GOOD PLACE TO FISH
YOUSE STICK YOUR HAND IN AND PULL EM OUT
IT'S FULL OF MUD AND CRAP, IT'S SHITTY AND SMELLY
THINK BOY, THINK...
AND THE CITIES ARE RIFE WITH DRUGS AND STINK
THERE'S A PLACE OUTBACK WHERE YOU GOTTA STAY IN THE SHADE...
THIS AINT WORKING TOO WELL, BUT SHIT...
COME ON DOWN TO ADELAIDE!
ONE LITTLE CONCERT AT THE THEBBY AINT GOING TO MAKE YOU RICH
BUT IT WOULD SURE MAKE AN OLD MAN AND HIS LADY TWITCH!
ALL RIGHT... ALL RIGHT IT AINT MUCH OF A POEM
BUT IF YOU COME, I'M GOIN.

