DC SHOW TICKETS ON CRAIG'S LIST

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:09 pm**

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/tix/140505531.html

3 for Friday, supposedly for face

Get on it

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:10 pm**

Actually, here is the response email to save you some time

sale-140505531@craigslist.org

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:13 pm**

Just make sure the seller isn't conducting business out of Nigeria!

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:13 pm**

I will continue to check the list tomorrow, and post here as quick as I can

P

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:15 pm**

neilinseattle wrote:Just make sure the seller isn't from Nigeria!

What Neil Said!!!!

here is a direct link to the site:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/tix/

Enter Pogues in keyword and then just refresh from time to time and jump on the new offfers. By tomorrow, you will have to probably do the exchange in person, so less chance of getting ripped off.

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:28 pm**

pxmose wrote:http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/tix/140505531.html

3 for Friday, supposedly for face

Get on it

That reminds me of this craigslist posting -- one we laughed about on this here site back in January or so. This person was also lookin' to exchange tickets, but for head, not for face:

"Hey, I'm a college student in DC and I want to go see the Pogues at 9:30 club but my car broke down and I had to spend the money I had saved up for it. I've never done something like htis before but I'll be willing to trade one BJ for a pair of tickets. I'm not a prosty so don't ask for anything else, and I'm not interested in cash. TICKETS ONLY. Either show (Black Cat DC 3/9 or 3/10). You must send a scan of the tickets or have a way to verify that you really own the tickets. Don't be a weisenheimer and send me a scan of two tickets from the December show in NYC like some joker did. Har Har. I'm willing to send you pics to prove that I am very attractive, and I guarantee my skills in this area are excellent. My last boyfriend raved about my tongue piercing, you will too.

Thanks,
Jenni

P. S. Any other responses won't get a reply. Please don't write to say you just love girls with tongue piercings, or that you never have had a BJ before, all of that doesn't matter. All I am after is the tickets. So don't waste my time please, and I promise I won't waste yours."

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:03 pm**

That reminds me, EVERYONE LOOK FOR TOUNGUE PIERCINGS ON YOUNG LADIES. GREET THEM AS "JENNI". WHOEVER FINDS THE REAL JENNI WINS THE PRIZE.

**Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:09 am**

neilinseattle wrote:Just make sure the seller isn't conducting business out of Nigeria!

You ain't kiddin.

**Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:51 am**

carol wrote:
"Hey, I'm a college student in DC and I want to go see the Pogues at 9:30 club but my car broke down and I had to spend the money I had saved up for it. I've never done something like htis before but I'll be willing to trade one BJ for a pair of tickets. I'm not a prosty so don't ask for anything else, and I'm not interested in cash. TICKETS ONLY. Either show (Black Cat DC 3/9 or 3/10). You must send a scan of the tickets or have a way to verify that you really own the tickets. Don't be a weisenheimer and send me a scan of two tickets from the December show in NYC like some joker did. Har Har. I'm willing to send you pics to prove that I am very attractive, and I guarantee my skills in this area are excellent. My last boyfriend raved about my tongue piercing, you will too.

Thanks,
Jenni

P. S. Any other responses won't get a reply. Please don't write to say you just love girls with tongue piercings, or that you never have had a BJ before, all of that doesn't matter. All I am after is the tickets. So don't waste my time please, and I promise I won't waste yours."

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I wonder what the band thinks about things like that. Does it make one proud that your fans are desperate enough to offer themselves for tickets or are you just irritated.

**Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:54 am**

We have no opinions on matters concerning the Marketplace apart from an innate bias towards redistribution.

**Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:11 pm**

carol wrote:
pxmose wrote:http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/tix/140505531.html

3 for Friday, supposedly for face

Get on it

That reminds me of this craigslist posting -- one we laughed about on this here site back in January or so. This person was also lookin' to exchange tickets, but for head, not for face:

"Hey, I'm a college student in DC and I want to go see the Pogues at 9:30 club but my car broke down and I had to spend the money I had saved up for it. I've never done something like htis before but I'll be willing to trade one BJ for a pair of tickets. I'm not a prosty so don't ask for anything else, and I'm not interested in cash. TICKETS ONLY. Either show (Black Cat DC 3/9 or 3/10). You must send a scan of the tickets or have a way to verify that you really own the tickets. Don't be a weisenheimer and send me a scan of two tickets from the December show in NYC like some joker did. Har Har. I'm willing to send you pics to prove that I am very attractive, and I guarantee my skills in this area are excellent. My last boyfriend raved about my tongue piercing, you will too.

Thanks,
Jenni

P. S. Any other responses won't get a reply. Please don't write to say you just love girls with tongue piercings, or that you never have had a BJ before, all of that doesn't matter. All I am after is the tickets. So don't waste my time please, and I promise I won't waste yours."

Holy Crap!!!! If I wasn't married...... :wink:

**Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:16 pm**

pxmose wrote:Holy Crap!!!! If I wasn't married......

What? You'd propose mariage to a chit of a girl who blows strangers for tickets. Fer shame sah, fer shame! :lol:

**Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:22 pm**

Fintan wrote:
pxmose wrote:Holy Crap!!!! If I wasn't married......

What? You'd propose mariage to a chit of a girl who blows strangers for tickets. Fer shame sah, fer shame!

WHOA! Who the F is talking about marriage?! Stop putting words in my mouth, or better yet, for more info on oral inserts, talk to Jenni, but be sure to have tix in hand!!!!