Nothing personal, just a story (Eeyeball_Kid's post reminded me):
A sleepy kid gets into kitchen at night (to drink some water or i don't know why, maybe noise awoke him) and spots there a huge hairy guy, naked waist up who is taking a bottle of beer from fridge...
- are you our new babysitter?
The guy (opening a bottle):
- nah, i am your new motherfucker..

