So an accordianist drives his car to one of his gigs....

**Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:17 pm**

An accordionist was heading out for a gig, so he put his accordion on the front seat of his car, and headed off. But while he was driving, he decided he was thirsty, so he stopped at a convenience store, locked the accordion in the car, and went inside to get something to drink. When he came out, he saw his windshield was smashed----- and in the front seat were two accordions.

**Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:33 pm**

That is so funny. :lol:

**Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:49 am**

hehehehe

**Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:35 am**

Why don't I get it? :cry:

**Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:25 pm**

It would have worked better if you had used bagpipes instead of accordions. :wink:

**Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:18 pm**

MissWalshy wrote:Why don't I get it?

You don't get it??!!

.... neither do I. :oops:

**Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:49 am**

yay eric!

**Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:57 am**

MissWalshy wrote:Why don't I get it?

because you, like many people on this forum, like the accordion. most of the rest of the civilized world hates it. something to do with polka & kids parties, i think. hence, accordions are so reviled they're not even worth stealing.

my banjo playing brother likes to tell jokes about accordion players...

**Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:04 am**

So cruel but so funny...

I'm sure the last time I heard that joke it was about a viola player... :wink:

**Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:35 am**

Last time i heard it, it was about a banjo player.

**Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:26 am**

I still don't get it, and dare say that I never will. What kind of car? Where did the second one come from? Who put it there? What was the car owner's reaction?

**Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:45 am**

Eric V wrote:I still don't get it, and dare say that I never will. What kind of car? Where did the second one come from? Who put it there? What was the car owner's reaction?

Were button accordions involved or were they both piano accordions?? :roll:

**Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:47 am**

Did they cut the accordian in half to make it two?

Why is this joke so unfunny?

**Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:57 am**

More accordion jokes: http://www.accordions.com/index/fun/jok/fun_jok.shtml

Apparently submitted by accordion-lovers with a good self-deprecatory sense of humour, so that's ok.

If preferred, substitute the name of your most unfavourite instrument in each joke.

**Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:16 pm**

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion. But doesn't :wink:

So an accordianist drives his car to one of his gigs....

So an accordianist drives his car to one of his gigs....

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