Hot???
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:30 amhiya, does anyone except me think that shane(LONG time ago) used to be HOT/CUTE
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:30 amPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:44 amSure, until he opened his mouth.
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:46 amhis teeth? yeah , i know, he looks really bad with teeth though(fake ones i mean)
But bms not you think your a bit obsessed,
But bms not you think your a bit obsessed,
Re: Hot???
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:17 ambroad-majestic-shannon wrote:hiya, does anyone except me think that shane(LONG time ago) used to be HOT/CUTE
I'ts funny, ye know
... I was asked the very same question by someone else, not a million miles away from this very thread, not more than 24 hours ago..... 
As I said at the time, as a straight 40 year-old TWM (tubby white male)...
Cute? As in 'ugly but interesting, like a manic street-ferret deranged on amphetamines and sweating some hallucinogenic funk all of its own' kinda cute? Sure, why the feck not!
Hot? Does this man exude a charisma, a ......chutzpah so big it's hard to see over, so loud it's...what now??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!...so talented it makes my wanna pluck out my eyes, cut off my hands and slice open my own guts in sheer green-eyed, whiskey-sodden fecking jealousy...THAT kinda hot? Yeah, I reckon he's pretty darned hot. Or something.
Re: Hot???
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:28 ambroad-majestic-shannon wrote:hiya, does anyone except me think that shane(LONG time ago) used to be HOT/CUTE
In the eighties he was my favourite member, I used to think he was quite good looking if he didn't open his mouth.
My friends used to tell me I had no taste.
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:01 pmYour friend probably wasn't flossing their teeth with TransAtlantic cable like Comrade Shane though...
Re: Hot???
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:48 pmbroad-majestic-shannon wrote:hiya, does anyone except me think that shane(LONG time ago) used to be HOT/CUTE
Shane seems to look/get better with age.He is like a fine wine
Re: Hot???
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:04 amShane seems to look/get better with age.He is like a fine wine
If Shane was like a fine wine.He would drink himself.
Re: Hot???
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:52 am
Reminds me of the gag from Hitchhiker's Guide (the book, not the Roger Waters album
)....
"It's rather unpleasant....like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:41 amIsn't average 36,6C hot? Then we are all hot, more or less...
But furry animals are hotter!
But furry animals are hotter!
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:38 pmHmmm, yes... particularly that saucy ocelot over by the bar. She's been giving ONE of us the glad eye all night DzM. I bet SHE'S a goer, I bet, I bet....... corr, furr, how retro..... 
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:42 pmFintan wrote:Hmmm, yes... particularly that saucy ocelot over by the bar. She's been giving ONE of us the glad eye all night DzM. I bet SHE'S a goer, I bet, I bet....... corr, furr, how retro.....
I think it was the glass eye. You take her.... I can't tell which way she's looking.
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:17 pmGet her to take it out and leave it on the counter here. That way we can 'Nip' off fer a quick shag, and she can STILL ......KEEP AN EYE ON THE BAR!.........boom-tish!
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:56 pmive never seen a pisshead with such perfect skin. all be it a bit white
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:54 pmWho, me? Or Shane?