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Posted:
Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:18 amby MacRua
Buy our latest thoroughly modified UR and get a pair of lovely telescopic crutches for free. Call now. Supply is limited...
Posted:
Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:27 amby CraigBatty
MacRua wrote:Buy our latest thoroughly modified UR and get a pair of lovely telescopic crutches for free. Call now. Supply is limited...
Yes, but
desire, Grasshopper, the desire for a steam-powered wheelychair with telescopic crutches (OH, LET'S JUST BE HONEST and admit it, we'll have to have scythes installed) with which to smite the unbeliever, ahhhh...... desire is
limitless 
Posted:
Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:33 amby MacRua
Just two corrections:
Grass-chopper
Stim-powered
Posted:
Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:31 pmby CraigBatty
MacRua wrote:Just two corrections:
Grass-chopper
Stim-powered
Stim-powered? Oooooo, 'ow seditious-like! 'Ere in
Mega-City Oz-Block One, Chief Judge Howard's
Thought Police dish out vast whacks o' laldy fer anyone caught in possession of 'stim', let alone self-administrating it in an attempt to bring on the
'warriors warp-spasm'.
Posted:
Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:38 pmby DzM
Fintan wrote:Stim-powered? Oooooo, 'ow seditious-like! 'Ere in Mega-City Oz-Block One, Chief Judge Howard's Thought Police dish out vast whacks o' laldy fer anyone caught in possession of 'stim', let alone self-administrating it in an attempt to bring on the 'warriors warp-spasm'.
Good lord.
Is this what happened to our dear old droogie Alex after he grew older and lost his fame? He started lurking Intarweb fora talking of the thought police and lashes of the lady?
Posted:
Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:44 pmby CraigBatty
Ahhh, DzM me auld tolchok, as 'real-life' hath become an odious, shite-eating, stinking vale of goimbín men and wasters, I've decided to take up a form of residence in here....pass the vodkey but leave out the knives will yez! *wink*
Posted:
Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:35 amby body-of-an-american
well you would have to get out of a weel chair, eg. toilet, shower
Posted:
Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:59 amby MacRua
Hey, Boddy! Do you know why they call weel chairs "a weel chair"? Becoz these chairs temper one's will!
And washing is for idlers who are too lazy to scratch...
Posted:
Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:06 pmby IrishRover
Posted:
Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:54 pmby firehazard
MacRua wrote:Hey, Boddy! Do you know why they call weel chairs "a weel chair"? Becoz these chairs temper one's will!
'Tis funny, I've never noticed that.
Posted:
Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:10 pmby MacRua
Aha, and becoz tomorrow's with these universal relocators (i.e. WILL chairs), which will become symbols of prosperity (WEAL chairs)
Posted:
Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:47 pmby CraigBatty
MacRua wrote:Aha, and becoz tomorrow's with these universal relocators (i.e. WILL chairs), which will become symbols of prosperity (WEAL chairs)
Or is it because an improperly fitted UR can leave great sweaty nasty red '
weals' on yer tushy?
