Shane sick and dying?

**Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:31 pm**

Oi have no doubt!

**Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:23 pm**

deeko wrote:What about now?
Is he still alive ?

Has anyone checked this morning/evening/today at all? I mean, what a drag if He's not, and the gigs turn into a sort of "Weekend At MacBernie's" shambolic, flesh-eating zombie-fest of wailing voices shrieking.."braaaainnnnns - braaainnnnnsssss- etc" and....

But I digress. WAKE UP SHANE! :wink:

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:29 am**

He could like, be dieing RIGHT NOW

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:53 am**

We are all dying right know...

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:02 am**

MacRua wrote:We are all dying right know...

Dude, you just rocked my world!

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:27 am**

Isn't that what real friends are for? :lol:

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:59 am**

And don't forget.... we are ALL sick. That's very important to remember.

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:06 pm**

surely!! In comparison with life (a fatal sexually transmitted disease) herpes is sheer trifle...

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:11 pm**

we should all gather for a meeting at St. John Of Gods

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:25 pm**

IrishRover wrote:we should all gather for a meeting at St. John Of Gods

I'd rather we all became as Gods, and went on some mad divine rampage through the seedy streets of the decaying Western world, drunk on our newfound powers and baying in harsh tongues at a thin blood-red moon, which would require quite a lot of attendance calls from the St. John's Ambulance people (fine work folks!) and other emergency crews. We could wallow in a harvest of ten million souls, and not think it to many...... but I digress.

We are indeed, my friends, mo anamcairde uile, all sick and dying a little bit more every day. Didn't I TELL you all this would happen if too many people voted Conservative/Republican/Liberal/Tory/FascistMonsterRavingLoonyJuntaPartei??? Didn't I? Hmm? Good night and good luck! :wink:

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:09 pm**

Fintan wrote:
IrishRover wrote:we should all gather for a meeting at St. John Of Gods

I'd rather we all became as Gods, and went on some mad divine rampage through the seedy streets of the decaying Western world, drunk on our newfound powers and baying in harsh tongues at a thin blood-red moon, which would require quite a lot of attendance calls from the St. John's Ambulance people (fine work folks!) and other emergency crews. We could wallow in a harvest of ten million souls, and not think it to many...... but I digress.

We are indeed, my friends, mo anamcairde uile, all sick and dying a little bit more every day. Didn't I TELL you all this would happen if too many people voted Conservative/Republican/Liberal/Tory/FascistMonsterRavingLoonyJuntaPartei??? Didn't I? Hmm? Good night and good luck!

Fintan wrote: Good night and good luck!

This all gave me an idea...

Last night as I slept
I dreamt I met with Fintan
I shook him by the hand and we passed the time of day
When questioned on his views
On the crux of life's philosophies
He had but these few clear and simple words to say...

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:16 pm**

I recoil in horror as I think of the dogs of John St. I had to walk past them every day on my way to school as a child. Flashing teeth. Not just barking, but that snarling guttural noise that seems to come from their evil core -- as if to say "I would disembowel myself on this chain link fence for just a small chance to rip your bloody leg off, and gnaw the flesh from that bone."

Yea.... those stupid little poodles. Fuckers. I hate toy poodles. Should have kicked 'em.

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:48 pm**

Eric V wrote:... the dogs of John St. ...
Yea.... those stupid little poodles. Fuckers. I hate toy poodles. Should have kicked 'em.

Bite their heads off, suck their guts out, throw their skins away....no, wait, that's worms, sorry.... if they're toy poodles just take the batteries out, and reset the good/evil switch BACK to good, boyo, there's yer answer.

The Dogs of John Street. Can I use that fer a song or what? :lol:

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:50 pm**

IrishRover wrote:...I dreamt I met with Fintan...

Seek counselling immediately. Or maybe an exorcist. :wink:

**Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:32 pm**

Who will live longer? Shane MacGowan, or Keith Richards?

scott

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